Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
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brunogtz 4
that's a hairy situation
rhpsfan9 10
how could you go that long without shaving....
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Comments (251)
unluckygirl86 4
That's not a way to tell :P leg hair only grows so long and stops at about a cm :P I was single up until 22 so no big deal lol.
kiakia0131 23
I haven't had a boyfriend since my senior year of high school (I'm in my 3 year of college/university now), but you couldn't tell my my amount of leg hair. I shave on a regular basis. It isn't that hard to do (unless you can't afford a razor).
tragicnightmare 15
I heard of some women who don't believe in shaving. A boy once told me he prefers it when ladies do shave, so yes, start shaving!
HomeAl0ne 20
Depends. Prickly stubble can be distracting. Rat tails are a turn off, complete rats doubly so. Braided cornrows down the inner thighs are a neat but labour intensive solution. Lastly, long flowing hair can be very useful during some role playing sceanrios ("Rescuing Rapunzel" is one. I can't think of any others right now).
aFreedom127 9
Maybe if you shave those things regularly you'll be more inclined to have some all over them more spontaneously.
ajjucool 0
i guess it sucks to be u.. keep growing ur hair.. u nay atleast end up with a chimp..
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Just because you aren't with a guy doesn't mean you can't shave your legs. Maybe that's the reason you haven't been with a guy in a while?
melikeyturtles 3
Lol, I totally get this. Ive been single for a few months now and I dont feel the immediate need to shave my legs either, especially if Im wearing pants. No one is going to see it anyway!
Lorysa 11
Nothing wrong with that OP! Hair removal is refreshing, but you can neglect the areas that nobody's going to see anyway. I'm assuming you're wearing pants since the weather is cooler, so you can just shave your legs when you wear shorts or a skirt... unless it makes you feel better of course, then wax away. You'll meet another guy sometime. Good luck!
cdh531 0
I wonder if this is the same chick that had the hairy toes.