Transportation: Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school....

By shilpajayseanfan - 24/02/2009 13:43 - Canada

Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML

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By RaYan - 13/10/2008 08:22

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

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By jcheer113 - 17/05/2010 04:10 - United States

Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML

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By SnapeIsGood - 08/11/2016 09:44 - Germany - Kornwestheim

Today, I hit the gym. With my car. FML

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By watchmaker - 16/12/2009 09:37 - United Kingdom

Today, since I had no lessons until 1 p.m., I headed out to the store to run errands. Our school has a strict policy against leaving the campus during school hours. I returned to a fire drill taking place. The fire assembly point? The student parking lot. All 900 students watched me drive in. FML

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By faeliality - 16/04/2017 16:00

Today, after finally getting my drivers license, I was able to drive myself to school for the first time! I got fined $50 for accidentally parking in the wrong lot. FML

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Timing

By king of 8 - 09/05/2021 11:00

Today, on the way to an exam, I got hit by a car. I got back up and limped to class. The teacher wouldn’t let me in because I was 10 seconds late. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML

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By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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By winks - 09/11/2016 19:06 - United States - Reno

Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML

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We meet again

By Antonin - 13/11/2020 05:03 - Switzerland

Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML

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You deserved it 115

Jason_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 20:02

Maybe it's God's way of telling you you need glasses.

such_is_life_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 22:19

Haha, I heard that somebody drove into MY school today too!! Don't suppose you live in Doylestown?

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I_love_BOAD 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 20:02

Hilarious!

kmi123pink 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 1:49

Your my heeero!

pepsie_fml 0

Friday 5 March 2010 2:26

awesome. u rock

albert17 0

Monday 8 March 2010 8:09

that was you?! frickin woke me up during history

zezjo 3

Saturday 10 April 2010 19:54

lmfao

calebg23 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 13:36

it is hillarious! this wins

piepieburger 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 6:31

"sorry I'm late, mrs flannigan"

jonan1212 5

Monday 4 October 2010 13:17

LOFL

236schertzi 1

Friday 24 June 2011 4:26

haha lol

drdingus 27

Thursday 23 February 2012 12:27

That made me lol

starbucksguy 16

Saturday 12 May 2012 15:26

Talk about being lazy...could you have parked any closer?

Jason_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 20:02

Maybe it's God's way of telling you you need glasses.

frannytrois64 0

Friday 7 August 2009 4:03

Maybe it's God's way of telling her to stop driving.

Cjw1220 0

Friday 3 September 2010 0:09

Maybe god doesn't exist and you should shut up.

xAllygator 1

Wednesday 15 September 2010 8:49

That was really lame, #73.

poiuytjfffc 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 14:21

Ya 73, chill

colliebuddz420 7

Monday 26 March 2012 4:32

Maybe it's gods way of saying women shouldn't drive :P

Chickmechanic69 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 20:17

smooth

moig_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 20:37

i really wish people would elaborate on these...

karmaking 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 20:58

Hahaha!

Dr_Phil 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 21:06

Anyone need a *******? Only gay guys please.

tehhboss 6

Friday 19 October 2012 2:51

Wtf?

eddeeezzyy 19

Sunday 15 December 2013 9:20

This FML. Not a sex site, ya ****.

Silas_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 21:23

Every student's waking wet dream.

PureGold 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 22:00

Oh no!! :( But we could use a little more info lol...

such_is_life_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 22:19

Haha, I heard that somebody drove into MY school today too!! Don't suppose you live in Doylestown?

adelaide_evening 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 23:11

Well, did you make it on time?

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