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Happened to me before except she had a photo of me aswell so it was all good :)
Wow number one....i dont beleive that at all.
13 wow your 13 I don't believe you at all.
It wasnt creepy she thought it was sweet, so did I.
13, why would 1 lie? What would he get out of lying? Especially considering it's just a comment, not even an FML.
.. I didn't get #18's comment, at all.
Aww! Did you two end up together?
You have to remember what it was like for him at 13. I lied but not on fml. Or on the internet
Yes we did :)
My above comment was directed at 27 :)
Wow you're ****** lucky!
Op just explane everything. He'll understand
Wow still kinda creepy Facebook stalkers :/
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Stalker.
haha
What if it was a guy who had a photo of his crush in his phone?
Happens to me quite frequently....hurts my heart everytime I do it >.
This FML sounds like it was taken from an anime.
I had the same problem but I had a picture of my self with my shirt off (I'm fat and it's good to take a pic of yourself and see the difference in weight loss) and I forgot about it and gave my phone to a girl I like and had to like nervously watch over and hope to god she doesn't look at my pics. All was well though thankfully she didn't.
Now he knows something's up..
2 options: risk looking like a stalker Or seem like an extremist fickle-minded psychopath... Brain generating best choice... Done. Just do it
Times like this where there are literally no legitimate excuses..
Except for the real reason she has it. I'd say that's a damn good excuse.
I'm not understanding how this is an FML. I can understand if it was from the guy's perspective and you weighed 500 pounds...
erm she said she tackled him? -.-
I really doubt you were forced to.
hello, the only reason he'd wanna look at your phone would be that he likes you. That was your shot idiot :p
You are really handsome Man !
You can't even see his face so how do you know he is handsome? Just by his abs?? He may be really ugly, you don't know...
I've got 10 bucks that says both of their pics are from Google Images.
Quit creeping, 15.
Very true!
Agreed,you should message me:)
Cute pic !
Way to tell them how it is! Also, (this is somewhat off topic) but is that a pic of u? Cuz for being 14, ur really muscular. ;)
Ohhh, ok. That makes a lot more sense. U probably think I'm either a creep or just plain stupid. Lol I'm not. ;)
Oh, thank u. Lol, I am brutally honest. & play softball the violin & cello, not trying to brag or anything, lol. But that's like a brief little summery of me :)
I love your pic !
This isnt really an FML if you got the phone back and he didnt see it?...
'twas the thought of him seeing which made her overreact, embarrassing herself in front of him and possibly many other people...tis a reasonable FML
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Happened to me before except she had a photo of me aswell so it was all good :)
I can only imagine the conversation you had with him. Wha.. what is this? -Urm. It's nothing. Give it back. No. -GIVE IT BACK. HOLY SHIT WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? Now every night, he's on his bed, in fetal position, rocking himself to sleep because he's mentally disorientated knowing that a creepy stalker is masturbating to his facebook profile picture.