By Emily S - 09/10/2011 05:17 - Australia

Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML
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kaprookie 3

Happened to me before except she had a photo of me aswell so it was all good :)

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NoNotTheFace 8

I can only imagine the conversation you had with him. Wha.. what is this? -Urm. It's nothing. Give it back. No. -GIVE IT BACK. HOLY SHIT WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? Now every night, he's on his bed, in fetal position, rocking himself to sleep because he's mentally disorientated knowing that a creepy stalker is masturbating to his facebook profile picture.

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kaprookie 3

Happened to me before except she had a photo of me aswell so it was all good :)

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gojira666 7

Wow number one....i dont beleive that at all.

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EvilPotato 14

13 wow your 13 I don't believe you at all.

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kaprookie 3

It wasnt creepy she thought it was sweet, so did I.

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dre_bro11 12

13, why would 1 lie? What would he get out of lying? Especially considering it's just a comment, not even an FML.

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Sammiches 12

.. I didn't get #18's comment, at all.

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Jenglish17 0

You have to remember what it was like for him at 13. I lied but not on fml. Or on the internet

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bulgeinmypants 0

18 was talking to 13---1 doesnt have his age on his profile

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rudysayshi 4

plus that kids got some game with her having his picture too

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rudysayshi 4

plus that kids got some game with her having his picture too

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rudysayshi 4

sorry for the double post it was an accident

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kaprookie 3

My above comment was directed at 27 :)

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italiianxloveer 0

you remind me of this guy named chris..same thing happened to him :)

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howdmynosego 12

Op just explane everything. He'll understand

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RedWingSD 6

Wow still kinda creepy Facebook stalkers :/

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LadyLexi 0

It's completely normal for a girl to have a picture of their crush, asshole.

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wilsontws 18

What if it was a guy who had a photo of his crush in his phone?

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dani212 0

110- As far as I know the majority of girls would find that really cute...

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KiddNYC1O 20

110- I have photo on my lock screen of a girl I loved who vanished from my life. I keep it there to remind me of her and all the good times we shared.

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xoconnie 8

LMFAO 70!!!!!!! hahahahahaha

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HappyCynic 0

Oh man, this happened to me before when I mentioned that I thought some guy was cute to a friend through texts. Then the guy was looking through my phone and I was like "hey gotta text a friend!" and quickly took it back

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CaptNomNom 17

Happens to me quite frequently....hurts my heart everytime I do it >.

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22cute 17

I love the way people claim they are "forced" into making the lame decisions they freely CHOOSE. Irresponsibility is sooo popular.

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YdoIhaveAchode 4

You overreacted a little bit.

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abbyelizabeth 9

This FML sounds like it was taken from an anime.

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MagicallyFat 12

I had the same problem but I had a picture of my self with my shirt off (I'm fat and it's good to take a pic of yourself and see the difference in weight loss) and I forgot about it and gave my phone to a girl I like and had to like nervously watch over and hope to god she doesn't look at my pics. All was well though thankfully she didn't.

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Enigmax2514 7

2 options: risk looking like a stalker Or seem like an extremist fickle-minded psychopath... Brain generating best choice... Done. Just do it

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miserypoison 13

Times like this where there are literally no legitimate excuses..

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EelJumpsRope 0

Except for the real reason she has it. I'd say that's a damn good excuse.

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paintingxflowers 8

I'm not understanding how this is an FML. I can understand if it was from the guy's perspective and you weighed 500 pounds...

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Llama_Face89 33

Out of curiosity...your username, All Time Low?

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Senior29 8

hello, the only reason he'd wanna look at your phone would be that he likes you. That was your shot idiot :p

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SteveTheJanitor 6

You can't even see his face so how do you know he is handsome? Just by his abs?? He may be really ugly, you don't know...

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Senior29 8

@15 thx, ur really hot urself :) @28 get some girls 2 perve at :P

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DynamicDave 11

I've got 10 bucks that says both of their pics are from Google Images.

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Senior29 8

ima take 44 as a compliment :)

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ikickgingers 15

Except now his nickname is mudbutt...

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Miss_Attitude96 24

Way to tell them how it is! Also, (this is somewhat off topic) but is that a pic of u? Cuz for being 14, ur really muscular. ;)

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Senior29 8

lo its me but i'm almost 17 :p

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Miss_Attitude96 24

Ohhh, ok. That makes a lot more sense. U probably think I'm either a creep or just plain stupid. Lol I'm not. ;)

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Senior29 8

lol no i dont gudge that soon. you speak ur mind, i like that ;)

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Miss_Attitude96 24

Oh, thank u. Lol, I am brutally honest. & play softball the violin & cello, not trying to brag or anything, lol. But that's like a brief little summery of me :)

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MrsAgony 6

This isnt really an FML if you got the phone back and he didnt see it?...

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SteveTheJanitor 6

'twas the thought of him seeing which made her overreact, embarrassing herself in front of him and possibly many other people...tis a reasonable FML

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