Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML

By Hairytoes - 7/10/2011 10:35 - United States

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By seexysportsbabee | 0

#3401009 - Friday 7 October 2011 16:09

Time to shave!

By mariazzz | 5

#3401010 - Friday 7 October 2011 16:09

SHAVE!!!!!

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By seexysportsbabee | 0

#3401009 - Friday 7 October 2011 16:09

Time to shave!

iloveeyouuxD | 9

#3401014 - Friday 7 October 2011 16:10

That's a good idea

Ali_Br_fml | 33

#3401082 - Friday 7 October 2011 16:22

Unless she's a Hobbit... They don't wear shoes, and their feet are hairy... She needs the hair to keep her feet safe and warm...

Keyman1212 | 14

#3401112 - Friday 7 October 2011 16:25

I wonder what would happen if there was like a fashionista hobbit, or a gay hobbit? I bet they'd wear shoes.

ambamm135 | 7

#3401162 - Friday 7 October 2011 16:32

Frodo: Talk to her Sam go on!
Sam: Rosie your toes are exceptionally hairy today! *blushes*

allenye818 | 2

#3401185 - Friday 7 October 2011 16:36

Shaving your big toe is part of a pedicure (if you need it)

teameminem | 2

#3401227 - Friday 7 October 2011 16:41

Shave!

Peachy18 | 0

#3401305 - Friday 7 October 2011 16:58

Nasty. Shave your toes, girl.

kjbirch7 | 0

#3401464 - Friday 7 October 2011 18:04

agreed with #1 you just gotta shave.

FFPulley | 9

#3401483 - Friday 7 October 2011 18:12

If her toes are hairy think of what else is flowing in the breeze.... Time to do some landscaping.

emmaa3451 | 11

#3402553 - Saturday 8 October 2011 0:21

You hobbit!!!

seexysportsbabee | 0

#3443716 - Monday 17 October 2011 5:55

True never thought if that..

By mariazzz | 5

#3401010 - Friday 7 October 2011 16:09

SHAVE!!!!!

nonelikeworms | 0

#3401217 - Friday 7 October 2011 16:40

How do toe hairs flap?

6joe9 | 0

#3401253 - Friday 7 October 2011 16:49

It isnt hard to SHAVE OP !

belkinbra | 12

#3401462 - Friday 7 October 2011 18:03

There was an fml just like this.

Alleged_Cranium | 7

#3402946 - Saturday 8 October 2011 2:31

Never tell a hobbit to shave!

Georgieeporgiee | 9

#3404093 - Saturday 8 October 2011 10:42

But they'll grow back thicker, blacker &longer

Georgieeporgiee | 9

#3472319 - Saturday 22 October 2011 19:43

No that's life.

By guff09 | 1

#3401012 - Friday 7 October 2011 16:10

Clip clip

KTC30 | 0

#3403810 - Saturday 8 October 2011 7:52

I believe she said toe hairs not toe nails.

By tp0090 | 2

#3401016 - Friday 7 October 2011 16:10

Wtf?

By Dreamkiller51 | 5

#3401017 - Friday 7 October 2011 16:10

Sounds like a harry situation.

shutupYDI | 4

#3401021 - Friday 7 October 2011 16:11

hairy* and fail.

Dreamkiller51 | 5

#3401067 - Friday 7 October 2011 16:20

Well i did type that except my IPod is on spell check

iloveeyouuxD | 9

#3401150 - Friday 7 October 2011 16:31

I'm on my iPod and it doesn't correct hairy

ChrisTheCalm | 9

#3401169 - Friday 7 October 2011 16:33

You suck for that pun, and you fail for doing that, but your pic is awesome. Get it together.

shutupYDI | 4

#3401331 - Friday 7 October 2011 17:08

Fail excuse too. Just stop. You're just digging yourself a deeper hole.

MichellinMan | 20

#3402881 - Saturday 8 October 2011 2:08

These fucking puns suck now.

choloman | 0

#3402913 - Saturday 8 October 2011 2:19

you sir are a liar

By AndreKanaan | 6

#3401019 - Friday 7 October 2011 16:11

OMG..... ITS BIG FOOT

By whisper_White | 6

#3401027 - Friday 7 October 2011 16:12

Thats hot... NOT!

TwitchingNebula | 17

#3402241 - Friday 7 October 2011 23:02

You're cool...NOT!

By cBlackout | 13

#3401030 - Friday 7 October 2011 16:13

Shave that shit before I throw up.

By coltsrock37 | 15

#3401032 - Friday 7 October 2011 16:14

if your hair is long there, then...OMG

By ironwords | 8

#3401034 - Friday 7 October 2011 16:13

Huh

MichellinMan | 20

#3402886 - Saturday 8 October 2011 2:12

Was there any specific point to this comment?