bjdavey

About Bjdavey

I am an Australian. :)

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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

0%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

0%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

6%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

7%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

34%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

10%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

40%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

12%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

33%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

0%

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Bjdavey's favorite FMLs

Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our apartment's third-storey window in an attempt to escape. He thought they were after him for using a bong two weeks ago. I'm related to this twit. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Bec - / Monday 25 July 2011 14:10 / Australia

Today, at work, a customer threatened to punch me in the face because the store I work at doesn't have shopping baskets, only carts. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By chubbyreddevil / Tuesday 31 January 2012 06:12 / United States

Today, my little brother went through all the artistic anatomy reference books and colored in all the nipples and penises with a bright pink sharpie. These books were from the library. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 31 January 2012 05:16 / United States

Today, I found out that the new management position I'm supposed to start in two days was delayed for a month and a half. I already quit my current job and called my boss gay. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Thursday 22 September 2011 05:20 / United States

Today, the shy girl in my class decided to bring a cake to share with everyone, since it was her birthday. Excited about the cake, I got everybody to sing "happy birthday" for her, only to realize too late that nobody in the class know her name, myself included. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By mortenp / Thursday 22 September 2011 04:44 / United States

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bjdavey

Beginner

Who’s the fairest of them all?

Mobility

Checking you out

Consolation prize

It's in the can!

Profile completed

Up and coming moderator

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

Judgmental

50 favorites

50 quality comments

A new thumb

100 kick-ass comments

One more and it's business time