that's the first comment you've ever written and u got the first comment?!?!?! lucky duck *turns away with a sad face *

He must of planned it all along, 11! He's probably an old fml commenter, but he decided to create a new account just so he could get the first comment on an fml with his first comment of that profile! This makes the JFK conspiracy theories look like babies came up with them. You..you have to be one sly mother fucker, but I'm warning ya, I got my eyes on you!

Lol, why did this get downvoted?

is it just me or did like evert single comment get down voted?

I have a sister like that

my brother is the same.

my brother does that all the time too! I hate it and it's like I'm his bank.

Why'd my comment her moderated? I was #11 but I didn't say anything wrong...

#27's response makes me wish you could favorite comments on here. lol

Smart cookie?

Obviously you've never heard that expression?

I've heard it, but I prefer "smarter than the average bear"

I like smart cookies, they taste way better than stupid ones. Issue is they always hide from me :(

56-I have that problem too..especially when I'm craving Oreos.

Op should steal the money from his wallet and not tell him

Apart from the original $60 and more than likely any chance of getting it back....

He lost $60 either way so..

maybe atleast he paid you! but with your own money sorry OP, kick his ass ^-^

He sure as hell didn't gain any. But if it were me, I'd tell him that he now owes me $120 :)

**do and ** my

bury #4's comment so it never sees light

why? u kind of just sound like a douch

Yeah, a "talk" with his fists...

So theft and sneakiness makes someone smart in your book? Interesting.

Technically it was not theft since he took the $60 dollars and gave back to him so technically there was no theft but he still owes the original money that was LENT to him

It was theft even if he had given it back. He took something without permission. Theft.

legal definition from the interweb- A criminal act in which property belonging to another is taken without that person's consent. so ya, it WAS theft

No. I think you missed it. OP was already out $60 that he had loaned the brother. The brother "paid" him back with another $60 from OPs wallet, so OP is still out $60.

can't say the same to you #6...

how is that relevant?

Okay?

It's a hijack. Squawk 7500.

What's wrong with all black? That's pretty legit.

I love giving nipple twisters. If only I didn't have a sister...

I can twist hers for you.

read the FML to.yourself outloud please. you'd be surprised how.wrong your.comment is