By Anonymous - 03/10/2013 21:40 - Canada - Markham

Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 052
You deserved it 3 850

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I have a brother like that i feel your pain

that's the first comment you've ever written and u got the first comment?!?!?! lucky duck *turns away with a sad face *

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I have a brother like that i feel your pain

that's the first comment you've ever written and u got the first comment?!?!?! lucky duck *turns away with a sad face *

He must of planned it all along, 11! He's probably an old fml commenter, but he decided to create a new account just so he could get the first comment on an fml with his first comment of that profile! This makes the JFK conspiracy theories look like babies came up with them. You..you have to be one sly mother fucker, but I'm warning ya, I got my eyes on you!

Lol, why did this get downvoted?

is it just me or did like evert single comment get down voted?

I have a sister like that

my brother is the same.

my brother does that all the time too! I hate it and it's like I'm his bank.

Why'd my comment her moderated? I was #11 but I didn't say anything wrong...

#27's response makes me wish you could favorite comments on here. lol

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jasmine2301 25

Smart cookie?

Obviously you've never heard that expression?

I've heard it, but I prefer "smarter than the average bear"

I like smart cookies, they taste way better than stupid ones. Issue is they always hide from me :(

56-I have that problem too..especially when I'm craving Oreos.

Op should steal the money from his wallet and not tell him

Well. You still didn't lose any money.

Apart from the original $60 and more than likely any chance of getting it back....

He lost $60 either way so..

maybe atleast he paid you! but with your own money sorry OP, kick his ass ^-^

He sure as hell didn't gain any. But if it were me, I'd tell him that he now owes me $120 :)

well, at least he stole the money yo pay u back, instead of spending it on a video game that's what NY brother would do... sad

bury #4's comment so it never sees light

why? u kind of just sound like a douch

Give him a talking to OP! Make him pay the money back!

Yeah, a "talk" with his fists...

Well if u didn't notice he would been a genius

So theft and sneakiness makes someone smart in your book? Interesting.

Technically it was not theft since he took the $60 dollars and gave back to him so technically there was no theft but he still owes the original money that was LENT to him

It was theft even if he had given it back. He took something without permission. Theft.

legal definition from the interweb- A criminal act in which property belonging to another is taken without that person's consent. so ya, it WAS theft

No. I think you missed it. OP was already out $60 that he had loaned the brother. The brother "paid" him back with another $60 from OPs wallet, so OP is still out $60.

can't say the same to you #6...

Hey, that isn't so bad. On my wedding day my family got drunk the night before & wore all black the wedding day.

how is that relevant?

It's a hijack. Squawk 7500.

What's wrong with all black? That's pretty legit.

Your his brother give him a nipple twister or somethin until he gives you the money. You know brothers stuff

I love giving nipple twisters. If only I didn't have a sister...

I can twist hers for you.

Tell your parents or take some shit of his that you can sell to the value of $60, there's a couple of options you have here.

Usually, I'd say that was $60 well spent, because now that leech won't be bothering you anymore to avoid paying you back, but in this case, since it's your bother...yeah, just kick his ass.

read the FML to.yourself outloud please. you'd be surprised how.wrong your.comment is