Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
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brunogtz 4
that's a hairy situation
rhpsfan9 10
how could you go that long without shaving....
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Comments (251)
laurenXD 1
Now that's just lazy! You should always shave even if you aren't with someone.
Mauskau 36
It's alright if the hairs are blonde but if you're unlucky like me and have dark hairs.. I refuse to show my legs if I have hairs.
bigbubbamike 0
better be careful not to start a fire by rubbing your legs against his!
ikickgingers 15
Is it wrong to be turned on by your back?
lottso88 4
I wish my hair grew .01 mm per week. :|
afulks78 11
Ew
divine69 0
Just getting it out there - maybe shaving your legs might improve your chances
tigrouficele2012 44
I swear I've seen this one before...wasn't it posted here a long time ago?
maui3 0
I can get ware you're coming from, September for me so...... I let mine go for at least 2 weeks, but that's cuz shaving makes my skin dry.
SnailJamsss 6
Maybe you should shave it. Someone might date you then.