Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen... - FML

By cogu - France

Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML

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Not now, mom!

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By Tabeling101

Today, I was in Walmart on a motorized cart and got stuck on a clothing rack next to a super hot guy. Panicking, I said "I just had surgery, I'm a new driver." After failing to get myself unstuck he had to pull the clothes rack and I apart. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - San Francisco

Today, my husband told me he cheated on me two years ago with his ex-fiancée. In the process, he got her pregnant, but said it was okay, because she didn't keep it. FML

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By wtf1234 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went on a picnic. After we finished eating he laid down, closed his eyes, and put his head in my lap. At the exact second that I bent down to kiss him, he jumped up to get the Frisbee. We both have bloody noses. FML

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By bibou2324

Today, during my first day as a doctor’s intern, I attended a consultation. The embarrassed patient asked me to leave. Not really knowing my way around, I went through the first door I could find. By the time I realized it was a closet, I didn’t dare come back out. Twenty minutes is a long time to wait. FML

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By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, nobody wanted to come to my graduation after finding out that my father was coming too. FML

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By Anonymous - Australia

Today, my parents told me off for reading, as opposed to watching TV like the rest of the family, because it was "anti-social". FML

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By Anonymous - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to bribe my cousin with Monster Energy Drinks and Halo 5 so he wouldn't tell my mom I snuck out to meet a boy. I'm 24. FML

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By monkeyzz - United States - Sonora

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Worcester

Today, we had a safety meeting at my warehouse job. They had an entire power point based around their message, "Stop getting hurt; it costs the company too much money." FML

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By anonymous - Lebanon

Today, I went on an overnight airplane flight. I wanted to be comfy so I took off my shorts, threw a blanket over myself, and slept. When the lights came back on, I ran to the bathroom before they served food. After using the bathroom, I noticed I hadn't put my shorts back on. FML

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By Carly4244

Today, I was the Maid of Honor at my friend's wedding. Months earlier, we had a bitter fight, but she picked out a beautiful dress for me and I thought we were past it. When I began speaking, the lights changed to a weird brightness and my friend snickered. My dress was completely see-through. FML

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By wheezy - United States - Bay Springs

Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML

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By "Shadley Chase Teladia" - South Africa - Johannesburg

Coincidence plays tricks on us!

Today, I finally got to meet the parents of the girl in which I have been dating for 3 months. I discovered that a month before we started dating, I had a one-night stand with her sister. And a week before that, I had a grinding session with her mother at a bar. No one is saying anything and her father is really bulky. FML

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By Anonymous - Malaysia

Today, as part of my job as a performer, I had to show off my skills with a switchblade in front of an audience. A kid shot a rubber band at me. I then needed stitches. FML

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By kat - United States - Ocala

Today, the bar owner I work for told us to pay better attention to our drunk patrons, and to start cutting them off. A fellow bar maid asked how we are supposed to tell when it's time. He pointed at me and said, "When they start hitting on her, they're too drunk to drive." FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Conroe

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML

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By Chipper

Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML

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By Bad Uncle

Today, I came home to my mother, wife, sister, and certain family members cussing me out. My daughter and niece told them that I took them to visit and pray at The Church of Satan. Girls! It's The Church of Saint Anne! FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I decided to try and seduce my boyfriend of 2 years. He was on his laptop, and while he was on it I took off my shirt and bra, and gave him a hug from behind. What I didn't know was that he was video chatting his father the whole time. FML

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By anonymous - United States

Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML

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By poorman - United States - Derwood

Today, I realized that my 5 year old son has more money saved up in his piggy bank than I have in my actual bank account. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I had a really important meeting for my career. The guy I was supposed to be meeting was driving from across the state, and it was supposed to begin at noon. It's now 4. What if I leave and he shows up after having driven across the state? I don't dare move. FML

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By tomedicalforlove

Today, my husband and I were fooling around in the shower. For some reason, I thought it'd be a good idea to grab his man meat and show him how to wash someone at a nursing home. He said he'd never be turned on by a nurse again. I'm a nurse. FML

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By djshahso - United States

Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML

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By Nanda - Canada - Surrey

Today, my boss hired a new meat cutter because our old one stopped showing up for work. After he put the smock on, I told him what needed to be done. Without saying a word, he walks over to my boss, hands him his smock and says, "I quit." Guess I'm on my own. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Newark

Fashionista

Today, it's my birthday. All I wanted was birthday sex, but all my boyfriend could talk about was how great the new purse he got me was. I think he might like it more than me. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I was at work lifeguarding and saw a kid drowning on the far end of the pool. I decided running would be the quickest way to get to her, but as I ran across the pool deck I slipped and hit my head. The kid's mother jumped in to save her child and then called an ambulance for me. FML

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By Anonymous - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by the cops for a random breathalyzer test. They asked to see my license. I always keep my wallet in my car for situations like this. I received a $100 ticket because my mum apparently didn’t think it was a good idea to keep my wallet in the car. FML

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By "Forevor_a_potato"

Today, I have to reschedule the vacation I had planned for eight months because I have the flu, and feel too sick to go and enjoy myself at a waterpark. This vacation is the only thing that's kept me sane these last two months. FML

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By gjh - Australia

Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML

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By Are you kidding me? - United States - Kansas City

Today, while at the zoo, I found out that the rhinos there can pee backwards, while standing directly behind one. FML

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By madi - United States

Today, I woke up with my eye swollen half shut. To spare the embarrassment, I asked my mom if I could stay home from school. She said no, but also attempted to make me feel better by saying that with my eye, my acne was unnoticeable. FML

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By JRock - United States

Today, at my softball game, there was one spot left for center field. The coach had to choose between me or the girl who forgot her glasses and was blind without them. He chose her. FML

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By romantic84 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend told me how she loves when I kiss her out of the blue. I don't have the heart to admit I only do it so I can get some peace and quiet for a few seconds. FML

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By estallidos - United States

Today, I got out of the hospital for the second time in a week. The first time was for a seizure that my cat induced by tripping me over. The second was to get stitches from the Doberman that had decided to take over my front yard while I was gone. Apparently I was intruding. FML

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By MandieL - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I rushed over to stop my infant daughter from falling off her swing. Luckily just before she hit the ground, I woke up. Unfortunately, I woke up because I'd rolled off my bed and hit the floor. FML

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By OneGirlsLife - United States - Spartanburg

Today, it was supposed to be my birthday dinner with two of my friends. They're both now bringing their boyfriends, so I get to be the fifth wheel to my own birthday dinner. FML

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By PictureLess - United States

Today, I got home from a family trip to Disney World. I had taken nearly 300 photos of our trip on my new digital camera. As our car pulled into the driveway, I was using my camera to try to delete one unflattering shot of me. I accidentally deleted every picture off the memory card. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, a friend and I drove all the way from Texas to a small town in Colorado to spend an entire uninterrupted night together. Not only did he forget to bring condoms but everything was closed by the time we got into town. We ended up playing cards on the bed instead. FML

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By Sean - United States

Today, my parents were having a Christmas party. They went out to get the vodka in our garage fridge, only to find most of it was frozen. Knowing vodka doesn't freeze, they soon realized that I had been taking some and refilling it with water over the past two months. FML

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By KindaMay_BInLove | 0

#823086 - Thursday 4 February 2010 1:19

That's not really gross, silly people. Girls are genetically programmed to have more hair than boys. Would you rather she shave and have a prickly belly? I doubt it.

By saranottelling | 7

#823240 - Thursday 4 February 2010 2:04

You guys don't get this post at all. Clearly, the man is a hairless freak of nature and the small amount of hair on his girlfriend's abdomen makes him feel the acknowledgment is "FML worthy." I'm sorry freaky hairless man! You deserve a cookie!

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By DeepSouthEmoKid | 0

#822973 - Thursday 4 February 2010 0:56

first

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h_langston12 | 0

#822977 - Thursday 4 February 2010 0:56

you are dumb. sucks for OP tho

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cowgod | 0

#822992 - Thursday 4 February 2010 0:59

nice deep south. stupid anti spam protection wouldn't let post, otherwise I would be first

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Otto12 | 0

#823079 - Thursday 4 February 2010 1:18

did you just congradulate someone for saying " first"?

and so, society plunges deeper into the never ending abyss

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Metzler31 | 17

#823219 - Thursday 4 February 2010 1:56

ewww!!! that's pretty fucked up

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yousuckfml | 0

#823305 - Thursday 4 February 2010 2:20

get a life..

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Samir30Days | 0

#823309 - Thursday 4 February 2010 2:21

I'm guessing she's brown? ;)

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Tripout | 0

#823802 - Thursday 4 February 2010 5:11

WTF don't be a dumbass. what does being brown have anything to do with it

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PottentialFML | 0

#823819 - Thursday 4 February 2010 5:18

If she has got alot of treasure on her trail, imagine the treasure on her chest. :(

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JoshTheMaggot | 8

#823912 - Thursday 4 February 2010 6:01

hey if she's got more hair then you check if she has a penis if you havnt already. if something pokes you GTFO lmao

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Obsilord | 0

#823941 - Thursday 4 February 2010 6:17

It's a trap!!!

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EastonxStealth | 0

#823983 - Thursday 4 February 2010 6:36

Don't say that she is a very nice lady!!

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Eddie_Paints | 0

#824055 - Thursday 4 February 2010 7:12

She probably has more hair on her nuts too!!

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KurouTenshi | 0

#824283 - Thursday 4 February 2010 9:52

so wait, OP, are y'all ants?

abdomen :x ants...

*crickets*

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hehe_oops | 2

#824560 - Thursday 4 February 2010 14:25

well that's what you get for shaving your abdomen

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AVainAttempt | 0

#824609 - Thursday 4 February 2010 15:15

Ummm excuse me but isn't the abdomen on the bottom of your stomach near the pubic area? Just shave it..

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purplelilies | 0

#824631 - Thursday 4 February 2010 15:40

LOL you don't even know what abdomen is hahaha

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HeresReality | 0

#825474 - Thursday 4 February 2010 23:02

that's not a "girl"friend, you sir, are dating a man

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palmour7 | 0

#826588 - Friday 5 February 2010 5:58

that is gross!

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sk8rchick97 | 0

#2687999 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 19:29

maybe it's just in her genes! it's not like she was a guy cuz it depends on the ethnicity and the parents genes just cuz she has some hair on her stomach doesn't mean she's a weirdo it's genetic guys grow up!

By Lawless3L | 0

#822974 - Thursday 4 February 2010 0:56

I think that's more of an f her life....sux though!

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swaneh | 0

#822981 - Thursday 4 February 2010 0:57

You say that, yet if someone posted "Today, I realized that I have more hair on my abdomen than my boyfriend", how many YDI's would she get?

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chaos753159 | 4

#823008 - Thursday 4 February 2010 1:03

if its in one day about 785

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conversationist | 0

#823027 - Thursday 4 February 2010 1:07

hahaha so true #5. but really having a hairy beer belly is not attractive so the only reason you could complain is because your girlfriend is a man.

By Gucci_Girl | 2

#822978 - Thursday 4 February 2010 0:57

Dang that sucks.

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eb0ny | 15

#4257869 - Wednesday 4 April 2012 13:57

I'm sure she's equally depressed about this. She probably has enough stress about it.

By HitmanRider | 0

#822988 - Thursday 4 February 2010 0:59

A little carpet burn wouldn't hurt.

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fatalkiss | 0

#823579 - Thursday 4 February 2010 3:55

lmao

By Lawless3L | 0

#822999 - Thursday 4 February 2010 1:01

So true!!! I'd, personally, have to give that an "I agree, your life sucks" though.

Oops: Supposed to be a reply to #5.

By VanessaVander | 2

#823033 - Thursday 4 February 2010 1:08

that sucks. fyl

By perdix | 29

#823036 - Thursday 4 February 2010 1:08

Does the hair go all the way down to her dick?

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infiniti_G | 0

#823141 - Thursday 4 February 2010 1:32

HAHA

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kad11111 | 0

#823365 - Thursday 4 February 2010 2:39

LOL

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babybubz | 0

#823380 - Thursday 4 February 2010 2:45



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The_Norwegian | 2

#823563 - Thursday 4 February 2010 3:50

Hahaha, I can't stop laughing.. :) 

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mrjohnz | 0

#823660 - Thursday 4 February 2010 4:28

perdix ftw.

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Loserr_Face | 0

#823674 - Thursday 4 February 2010 4:34

hahaha:))

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f_alltheirlives | 3

#824147 - Thursday 4 February 2010 8:26

"Woah! stop right there dollface, Ive seen the crying game...."

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jujujube | 0

#824468 - Thursday 4 February 2010 13:13

lmfao

By fuzz97 | 23

#823041 - Thursday 4 February 2010 1:09

ew.

By Latiote | 6

#823054 - Thursday 4 February 2010 1:13

that's soo gross

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toxic10uhc | 0

#823652 - Thursday 4 February 2010 4:25

not neccesarily. some guys just have less testoreone, ergo less body hair.

By Tedet | 0

#823067 - Thursday 4 February 2010 1:16

She's a man, babyeeeeah