Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML

By cogu - 3/2/2010 19:34 - France

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By KindaMay_BInLove | 0

#823086 - Thursday 4 February 2010 1:19

That's not really gross, silly people. Girls are genetically programmed to have more hair than boys. Would you rather she shave and have a prickly belly? I doubt it.

By saranottelling | 7

#823240 - Thursday 4 February 2010 2:04

You guys don't get this post at all. Clearly, the man is a hairless freak of nature and the small amount of hair on his girlfriend's abdomen makes him feel the acknowledgment is "FML worthy." I'm sorry freaky hairless man! You deserve a cookie!

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By DeepSouthEmoKid | 0

#822973 - Thursday 4 February 2010 0:56

first

h_langston12 | 0

#822977 - Thursday 4 February 2010 0:56

you are dumb. sucks for OP tho

cowgod | 0

#822992 - Thursday 4 February 2010 0:59

nice deep south. stupid anti spam protection wouldn't let post, otherwise I would be first

Otto12 | 0

#823079 - Thursday 4 February 2010 1:18

did you just congradulate someone for saying " first"?

and so, society plunges deeper into the never ending abyss

Metzler31 | 17

#823219 - Thursday 4 February 2010 1:56

ewww!!! that's pretty fucked up

yousuckfml | 0

#823305 - Thursday 4 February 2010 2:20

get a life..

Samir30Days | 0

#823309 - Thursday 4 February 2010 2:21

I'm guessing she's brown? ;)

Tripout | 0

#823802 - Thursday 4 February 2010 5:11

WTF don't be a dumbass. what does being brown have anything to do with it

PottentialFML | 0

#823819 - Thursday 4 February 2010 5:18

If she has got alot of treasure on her trail, imagine the treasure on her chest. :(

JoshTheMaggot | 8

#823912 - Thursday 4 February 2010 6:01

hey if she's got more hair then you check if she has a penis if you havnt already. if something pokes you GTFO lmao

Obsilord | 0

#823941 - Thursday 4 February 2010 6:17

It's a trap!!!

EastonxStealth | 0

#823983 - Thursday 4 February 2010 6:36

Don't say that she is a very nice lady!!

Eddie_Paints | 0

#824055 - Thursday 4 February 2010 7:12

She probably has more hair on her nuts too!!

KurouTenshi | 0

#824283 - Thursday 4 February 2010 9:52

so wait, OP, are y'all ants?

abdomen :x ants...

*crickets*

hehe_oops | 2

#824560 - Thursday 4 February 2010 14:25

well that's what you get for shaving your abdomen

AVainAttempt | 0

#824609 - Thursday 4 February 2010 15:15

Ummm excuse me but isn't the abdomen on the bottom of your stomach near the pubic area? Just shave it..

purplelilies | 0

#824631 - Thursday 4 February 2010 15:40

LOL you don't even know what abdomen is hahaha

HeresReality | 0

#825474 - Thursday 4 February 2010 23:02

that's not a "girl"friend, you sir, are dating a man

palmour7 | 0

#826588 - Friday 5 February 2010 5:58

that is gross!

sk8rchick97 | 0

#2687999 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 19:29

maybe it's just in her genes! it's not like she was a guy cuz it depends on the ethnicity and the parents genes just cuz she has some hair on her stomach doesn't mean she's a weirdo it's genetic guys grow up!