Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
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brunogtz 4
that's a hairy situation
rhpsfan9 10
how could you go that long without shaving....
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Comments (251)
twofirstnames 12
Do you braid it for special occasions? Just kidding! But seriously OP, I shave whether I'm single or not. Leg hair can be gross :P
RebekahBrooke 9
That's kind of gross. But... why wouldn't you shave anyway? Like not in a rude way, but... seriously. Just shave it off.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Well maybe if you'd shave your legs, you'd attract more guys!
amanda_d95 9
Maybe that's your problem
MJJ5809 9
#valid
GrammaticalNazi 2
#thisisnttwitteryoudumbass
michi23 0
Ewww you should shave ur legs for yourself, not just for a guy.
Bofferding_fml 6
Vicious circle! If you don't shave because you don't have a boyfriend, then you won't get a boyfriend because you are not shaved!
FreakAZoidd 3
... your pic is kind of gross.
RazorbacksHogs13 0
Well..... That is information you DIDN'T have to share.....thank you.
every1luvsboners 11
Oops, wrong place.
RazorbacksHogs13 0
What is this ^ you even talking about?!?
Enslaved 38
Go through your Safari.
every1luvsboners 11
Razorback, every once in a while there are glitches in the commenting section and comments don't go where they're supposed to. Which is why I changed my comment. Hence the person above me.
HideouslyHuman 10
Start by going to FML,on your computer,on your web browser.
Enslaved 38
You can message people through your iPhone too. Just not through the app. I'm only on my phone and never use my PC.(:
ohSNAPyall 27
Welcome to FML.
missamazinggg 12
That's good if you want to attract chewbaca.
Corygerm 9
Hmmmmm sexay! ;D
shortrevolution 0
Chewbaca!