Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
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brunogtz 4
that's a hairy situation
rhpsfan9 10
how could you go that long without shaving....
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Comments (251)
alsexychick 3
Don't worry you won't die alone!
lmaoatall 6
So are you saying that your leg hairs continues to grow like tree rings? You must be bics best customer.
perdix 31
Your long leg hair not only measures how long you've been alone, but also repels any future male attention (with the possible of a few weirdos who prefer furry gals.) You need to invest either in a razor or a vibrator.
LadyLexi 0
Yes, there is something utterly creepy, sexually, and mentally wrong with you if Justin Bieber turns you on or gives you a boner.
perdix 31
I hope that comment is misplaced. Justin Bieber doesn't give me a boner, and you can't prove that!
Rickrollol_fml 0
Your leg hair better not be over a foot long...
rocker_chick105 31
that could be useful!
TeeMurr 0
Damn
Drummerboy1234 0
they really let this one on here?
sexxme 9
Damn shave your legs! Why do girl only shave their legs to impress guys. Do it for yourself too! It probably just makes your situation worse, not only do you have hairy ******* legs, you also haven't gotten with anyone. So at least work on the thing that is under your control. Who knows, maybe it'll help you get with someone.
LadyLexi 0
The question that remains unanswered...
LadyLexi 0
The question that remains unanswered... *"She" appears on Worlds Most Wanted the next day*
Delannnnnnnnnie 0
I love your shirt(:
2012kicksass 0
Ewie lol :-P
Enslaved 38
If you do shave more often, you might feel sexier and more confident to attract a date or two.....or enjoy the freedom of not having to do it for awhile. But please, just not to the point where it blows in the wind.:P