Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
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brunogtz 4
that's a hairy situation
rhpsfan9 10
how could you go that long without shaving....
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Comments (251)
holeyman 8
Shave your legs and go clubbin'!
alissa222 15
This is from ecards. Op, nice try.
docscientist 10
Because things can't happen in reality and more than once?
aru9 0
This is also on rofl app... I just saw it today matter of fact
smexehXredhead0 0
Wax, Veet, shave, laser. You're welcome.
CHOMP3R 0
That kind of gross… but maybe you should try meeting more guys! Like at the gym, bar, clubs… Or meet friends of your friends. It's fixable.
jumble 12
Don't meet people at the gym. The gym is just a place to stay healthy/get in shape. People meeting other people at the gym take up the space that someone else who actually wants to use it for it's purpose. And then you get the people who want to wear as much body spray as possible so they smell nice for the guy/girls at the gym. So bars, clubs, or even volunteering for something is a better way to meet people.
ikickgingers 15
99- I agree, so I'm not sure why you got thumbed down? I get creeped out by the jersey shore rejects who stand in front of the glass and watch my kickboxing class :/ who the **** gels their hair to work out??????
LotsaLaughs 5
shave...?
aimee33 0
Sameeeee here! haha
wolfgirl18 3
Even if you don't have a man you should defiantly shave because that's disgusting. Just saying
kathrynnnnz87 5
says the "wolfgirl"...
docscientist 10
Arrwooooo...
docscientist 10
Not a huge turnoff. Hairy legs just won't do anything for me, while smooth, silky legs are definitely a turn-on.
Ansley123 4
Time to invest in a razor!
JinxosGirl87 0
I shave my legs man or no man. Or else I would gross myself out.
ThatLooksSticky 16
What about your toe hair? Can you feel that blowing in the wind?