Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
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brunogtz 4
that's a hairy situation
rhpsfan9 10
how could you go that long without shaving....
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ilikeemsmall 4
I bet you'd be a good mate for Chewbacca! He likes hairy women.
DeadxManxWalking 27
How long?
stevenmx86 8
The problem then is that you must only maintain your body when you think you're going to "get some". Guys don't generally want potential they want to see how good a woman can look (long term is different but since you're whining about not having "been with a guy" I have to assume your concern is not with long term) Maintain your body so guys don't see sasquatch walking around and maybe you'll be pleasantly surprised..
mea_iloveskiing 26
Glitter zebra?
vsat207 0
She's trying to attract just trying to attract big foot... Or it's probably a test to see if a guy likes her for her insides more. There I figured out the reason, no need to question why anymore
aru9 0
Um this was rofl app.......... Op desperate
darkmis1 18
That might he why you don't have a boyfriend.
iPsycho 4
I dot shave my legs often and my boyfriend doesn't seem to care
iPsycho 4
I dot shave my legs often and my boyfriend doesn't seem to care
LoveMay 10
Even if you aren't with a guy you should still wax… -.-