By Anonymous - 03/05/2015 07:42 - United States - Annapolis

Today, I pulled a piece of dental floss out of my ass. How it got there is one of life's great mysteries. FML
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KatieKoala 19
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It's almost like a thong, . . . butt floss

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rieebee 23

Sleep-eating? For that minty fresh ass...

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Jthewat 22

But how did you find it?

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Bubbiesss 11
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Should we really ask that

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annie_zoo 27

most likely when she went to wipe her butt after a dump

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psychopolarbear 28

I want to know how she is certain that it's dental floss

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bluefairy_fml 24
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#42 Exactly! Maybe it's some kind of anal parasite/worm.

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SwagBasket 10
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Hey it's a girl she might of mistaken it for a tampon

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MrsPegg 45
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93, I surely hope you're just trolling. Because if not, I have pity on you for your blatant ignorance.

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swanheart 35
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#95 - you don't get anal periods either? What lucky ducks we are! I feel sorry for all the other women out there with double periods...

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hambro 9
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@93 a tampon does not in fact get inserted into the rectum...

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slithermein 5
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Maybe it all came back to bite you in the bum

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theTravinator 21
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I'd imagine the partner of any dentist that has a butthole eating fetish would suffer from this

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dakatabg 31
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Wow, it id really a mystery

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nickaa827 13
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#43, Typos. They happen. :)

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rieebee 23

Sleep-eating? For that minty fresh ass...

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incoherentrmblr 21

Too bad she didn't use Orbits Toilet paper. "Orbits Toilet Paper...Cleans another dirty ass..."

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CODplayer4lyfe 24

#63 you tried too hard

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ShatteredPulse 15
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Then why did you get smashed by downvotes?

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dcam13 19
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you realize no matter how much you floss it you'll still have a cavity, right?

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Wizardo 33

Gives minty fresh another meaning. "I floss everyday but I ain't a dentist".

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Nasir_Jones 12
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Ya whole style and approach I invented.

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Welshite 39
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Your colon needs to be squeaky clean too.

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PePziNL 20

"That fresh smell of your boyfriends colon"

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man_in_black08 28
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Just hope ur brother doesnt use that floss thinking it was his, like he thought he could use any toothbursh he finds

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Smooth_Criminal 24
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I could have sworn that floss is thrown away after each use.

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swanheart 35
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Either that or op has been walking round with a packet of floss hanging round down there and not noticed!

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KatieKoala 19
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It's almost like a thong, . . . butt floss

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ArturoRamirez 16
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This comment made my day.

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dagarr 11

That must be a pain in the ass

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