By WearingSomethingStringy - 10/04/2013 00:02 - United States - Cranston

Today, I noticed a stray string on a seam of my pants. I started absentmindedly pulling at it thinking maybe I could pull it off. Five minutes later, I realized it looked like I was fiddling with my crotch in the middle of Starbucks. FML
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Bakarra 22

Hey at least you weren't also squeezing your nipple trying to lower the volume on your iPod...

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counterfit 10

"A mermaid spreading her legs" Think about that for a second.

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EnterSandman_fml 20

"Oh, it's ok, I just spilled some cream is all. No worries."

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UnluckyGenius 21

Should have asked someone for a nail clipper. Because using a nail clipper to cut a string on your pants in public can't go wrong.

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Adhdkid107 9

Who brings a nail clipper to Starbucks tho...?

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UnluckyGenius 21

Never know when the need will arise!

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Bakarra 22

Hey at least you weren't also squeezing your nipple trying to lower the volume on your iPod...

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gc327072 30

That was one of the best illustrations ever. Dat creepy face.

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mattlw 25

Thats so funny, I'm coming apart at the seams. OP, you got me in stitches.

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misslysiak 23

Well, there are worse things that could have happened, like once I got a tampon thrown at my face. Hopefully no one noticed.

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misslysiak 23

I have no idea, but I hope it was an accident.

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HooyoMacaan 7

Who gives a shit.

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Joe9024 20

You don't carry some sort of sharp object with you!? What if you get lost in the woods someday?

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hopsinlove17 26

Calm down amazon man

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NurseJonathan 9

Just live like Bear Grylls! Everything will be okay!

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fadbad2 4

I'm sure the people at Starbucks would not like it if op started pissing in cups

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Joe9024 20

Well #41, that's better than drinking the water squeezed from elephant dung..

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maximus_prime 24

Don't worry OP, it probably did look like you were pulling "pulling it off".

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