Miscellaneous: Today, I noticed a stray string on a seam of my pants. I started...

By WearingSomethingStringy - 10/04/2013 00:02 - United States - Cranston

Today, I noticed a stray string on a seam of my pants. I started absentmindedly pulling at it thinking maybe I could pull it off. Five minutes later, I realized it looked like I was fiddling with my crotch in the middle of Starbucks. FML

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You deserved it 12 099

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By xsnqw - 19/01/2016 22:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 581

You deserved it 6 956

By wearingshorts - 28/08/2010 04:54 - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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You deserved it 39 154

By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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You deserved it 21 673

By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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You deserved it 10 681

By scarred4life - 27/04/2011 14:05 - Canada

Today, I was absentmindedly playing with a piece of lint. When I looked at it, I realized that I had been rolling and squeezing a dead spider in my fingers for about five minutes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 835

You deserved it 19 099

By Anonymous - 03/02/2013 07:32 - Canada - Campbell River

Today, I was running late for work and quickly grabbed my outfit from the dryer. I heard the crackling of static as I took out my shirt. I didn't think anything of it, until later when my co-worker pointed out I had a thong stuck to my back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 280

You deserved it 7 878

By Hairy Cheek - 15/04/2016 04:27 - United States - Columbia

Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 413

You deserved it 2 160

By tori210 - 15/08/2017 16:00

Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML

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You deserved it 710

Looking like a fool...

By Pantsontheground - 09/08/2018 12:30 - United States - New York

Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 408

You deserved it 3 038

Ripper

By Pantess at work - 30/03/2021 16:00 - United States

Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 889

You deserved it 150

Bakarra 22

Wednesday 10 April 2013 9:46

Hey at least you weren't also squeezing your nipple trying to lower the volume on your iPod...

counterfit 10

Wednesday 10 April 2013 11:19

"A mermaid spreading her legs" Think about that for a second.

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EnterSandman_fml 20

Wednesday 10 April 2013 9:39

"Oh, it's ok, I just spilled some cream is all. No worries."

UnluckyGenius 21

Wednesday 10 April 2013 9:42

Should have asked someone for a nail clipper. Because using a nail clipper to cut a string on your pants in public can't go wrong.

Adhdkid107 9

Thursday 11 April 2013 0:33

Who brings a nail clipper to Starbucks tho...?

UnluckyGenius 21

Friday 12 April 2013 6:30

Never know when the need will arise!

Bakarra 22

Wednesday 10 April 2013 9:46

Hey at least you weren't also squeezing your nipple trying to lower the volume on your iPod...

gc327072 30

Wednesday 10 April 2013 22:53

That was one of the best illustrations ever. Dat creepy face.

mattlw 25

Wednesday 10 April 2013 9:49

Thats so funny, I'm coming apart at the seams. OP, you got me in stitches.

misslysiak 23

Wednesday 10 April 2013 9:50

Well, there are worse things that could have happened, like once I got a tampon thrown at my face. Hopefully no one noticed.

SomeRandomGuy15 18

Wednesday 10 April 2013 15:11

By accident or on purpose?

misslysiak 23

Wednesday 10 April 2013 22:58

I have no idea, but I hope it was an accident.

timelessone 16

Wednesday 10 April 2013 9:53

"More creamer for your coffee sir?"

Tpracingkg 15

Wednesday 10 April 2013 10:04

How much of pants did you have left?

HooyoMacaan 7

Wednesday 10 April 2013 10:08

Who gives a shit.

Joe9024 20

Wednesday 10 April 2013 10:11

You don't carry some sort of sharp object with you!? What if you get lost in the woods someday?

hopsinlove17 26

Wednesday 10 April 2013 14:56

Calm down amazon man

NurseJonathan 9

Wednesday 10 April 2013 15:16

Just live like Bear Grylls! Everything will be okay!

fadbad2 4

Wednesday 10 April 2013 21:56

I'm sure the people at Starbucks would not like it if op started pissing in cups

Joe9024 20

Thursday 11 April 2013 1:56

Well #41, that's better than drinking the water squeezed from elephant dung..

maximus_prime 24

Wednesday 10 April 2013 10:25

Don't worry OP, it probably did look like you were pulling "pulling it off".

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Same thing different taste

Looking like a fool...

Ripper

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