By WearingSomethingStringy - 10/04/2013 00:02 - United States - Cranston

Today, I noticed a stray string on a seam of my pants. I started absentmindedly pulling at it thinking maybe I could pull it off. Five minutes later, I realized it looked like I was fiddling with my crotch in the middle of Starbucks. FML
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Bakarra 22
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Hey at least you weren't also squeezing your nipple trying to lower the volume on your iPod...

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counterfit 10
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"A mermaid spreading her legs" Think about that for a second.

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EnterSandman_fml 20
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"Oh, it's ok, I just spilled some cream is all. No worries."

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UnluckyGenius 21

Should have asked someone for a nail clipper. Because using a nail clipper to cut a string on your pants in public can't go wrong.

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Adhdkid107 9
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Who brings a nail clipper to Starbucks tho...?

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UnluckyGenius 21

Never know when the need will arise!

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Bakarra 22
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Hey at least you weren't also squeezing your nipple trying to lower the volume on your iPod...

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gc327072 30
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That was one of the best illustrations ever. Dat creepy face.

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mattlw 25
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Thats so funny, I'm coming apart at the seams. OP, you got me in stitches.

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misslysiak 23
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Well, there are worse things that could have happened, like once I got a tampon thrown at my face. Hopefully no one noticed.

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SomeRandomGuy15 18
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By accident or on purpose?

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misslysiak 23
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I have no idea, but I hope it was an accident.

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timelessone 16
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"More creamer for your coffee sir?"

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Tpracingkg 15
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How much of pants did you have left?

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HooyoMacaan 7

Who gives a shit.

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Joe9024 20
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You don't carry some sort of sharp object with you!? What if you get lost in the woods someday?

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hopsinlove17 26

Calm down amazon man

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NurseJonathan 9
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Just live like Bear Grylls! Everything will be okay!

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fadbad2 4
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I'm sure the people at Starbucks would not like it if op started pissing in cups

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Joe9024 20
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Well #41, that's better than drinking the water squeezed from elephant dung..

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maximus_prime 24
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Don't worry OP, it probably did look like you were pulling "pulling it off".

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