By WearingSomethingStringy - 10/04/2013 00:02 - United States - Cranston

Today, I noticed a stray string on a seam of my pants. I started absentmindedly pulling at it thinking maybe I could pull it off. Five minutes later, I realized it looked like I was fiddling with my crotch in the middle of Starbucks. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 126
You deserved it 12 059

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Hey at least you weren't also squeezing your nipple trying to lower the volume on your iPod...

"A mermaid spreading her legs" Think about that for a second.

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"Oh, it's ok, I just spilled some cream is all. No worries."

Should have asked someone for a nail clipper. Because using a nail clipper to cut a string on your pants in public can't go wrong.

Who brings a nail clipper to Starbucks tho...?

Never know when the need will arise!

Hey at least you weren't also squeezing your nipple trying to lower the volume on your iPod...

That was one of the best illustrations ever. Dat creepy face.

Thats so funny, I'm coming apart at the seams. OP, you got me in stitches.

Well, there are worse things that could have happened, like once I got a tampon thrown at my face. Hopefully no one noticed.

By accident or on purpose?

I have no idea, but I hope it was an accident.

"More creamer for your coffee sir?"

How much of pants did you have left?

Who gives a shit.

You don't carry some sort of sharp object with you!? What if you get lost in the woods someday?

Calm down amazon man

Just live like Bear Grylls! Everything will be okay!

I'm sure the people at Starbucks would not like it if op started pissing in cups

Well #41, that's better than drinking the water squeezed from elephant dung..

Don't worry OP, it probably did look like you were pulling "pulling it off".