Some jumped out of my toilet not too long ago! Like some ass backwards version of that bible story

That one with the raving old lunatic demanding the freedom of slaves? He parted the red soup too, right?

I don't understand why you're being thumbed down? FML is a strange place.

We suddenly started having crappy water pressure a while back and investigated to find that the pieces of a long since dead spider (a HUGE spider) were the cause of the blockage...

Yeah my first visit to Australia there was a tarantula-asaurus in the kitchen sitting in the sink! Imagine Four people screaming in sync together then it jumped to the wall causing us to almost die tripping over each other.

As wierd as it sounds, it is actually quite common.

im still curious of how it got there

The rat is dead. You no longer need an exterminator.

If there's one there might be others sadly haha

Rats are actually really difficult to drown, or even kill in general. My biology teach fed a rat to his python and the rat chewed its way out and killed the python.

It's like if Chuck Norris was a rat.

That's fucking terrifying

"I heard you got eaten by a snake." "Yeah, but after several hours of unbearable agony, the snake finally died."