By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, I was eating some popcorn with a guy, and I noticed a piece of hair coming out my mouth. I pulled it... and pulled it... and eventually some popcorn pieces came out attached to the end of the hair. I was so embarrassed, he tried to make me feel better by saying it looked like a magic trick. FML
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Egnar 19
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So today you found a guy who sees past the gross things that happen and makes light of them, FYL indeed!

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CrackFox 0
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style points :)

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CrackFox 0
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style points :)

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Keyman1212 14
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He's actually a keeper! Nice guy!

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RobinKCS 9
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What does op mean?

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gojira666 7
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Now u need a christmas tree to string that bitch up

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Kyzahhh 7
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What a top bloke you have there OP And 28 OP means original prankster.....

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agentx52 13
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No, it means Original Poster. Don't lie to people.

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ItsTheKing 10
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LIAR! It means Obvious Potatoes.

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HarveyMalone 0
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Don't listen to them. It means the Octangular Pronoun.

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Saltime 0
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You're all stupid. OP means Octopus Porn.

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xlord 27
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You guys are all douches.... It actually means oval penis

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KingDingALing 9
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^ This is why I never asked what OP means. You get a variation of retarded answers.

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LaughinStock 16
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Well 65 that's why you research your question and feel good when you get the answer :)

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abbyelizabeth 9
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Sounds like a nice guy (:

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bunnixbrutality 5
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Op means origonal phantom ... No wait its organ pain ... No hmm maybe its organic penis.. Yep thatss itt.

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liquidfireKAN 0
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OP means original poster, as in the person who posted the FML.

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GoLincecum 3
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Orange pooper

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NotAPedo 0
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Nahh 78, I'm pretty sure it means organic penis...

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abbyelizabeth 9
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Why the hell is 78 thumbed down? Maybe someone actually wants to know what OP means.

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ArentICute 0
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Because he ruined the fun of making up other meanings for "op"

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ifinsane 6
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Idk why you complaining thats pretty awesome how you did that.

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rawr_ily96 24
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This is why I decided to figure it out on my own. I saw one of these chains once from someone else asking, and immediately thought "Ah, fuck this." I figured it out a day later.

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Runninvegan 8
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Did he call it "Magical Pubes"? I Could set him up with Tour dates all around the world and he could make millions!

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kings1fan 6
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Just stop

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ImmaB3AST 7
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If FML was mw2 you would be the kid using heartbeat sensor and silencer on search and destroy. Fuckin tryhard.

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fanceh 10
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^ more like UMP fmj stopping power.

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fatraptorjesus13 9
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I love the people who relate EVERYTHNG to COD thence fun of people who play games like WoW or Dungeons and dragons

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Runninvegan 8
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Not until you scream

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fanceh 10
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79- I play WoW also...

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cwl727 32
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2-the way the OP described it sounded like it was a piece of her regular hair not her pubic hair. Besides that has also happened to me.

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stoych 19
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you could have said "for my next trick, i will make someone disappear, ME!" and legged it. serioulsy, thats pretty gruesome, especially if its not your own hair....ewwwww

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FMLsOhilarious 6
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Are least he made a joke about it.

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RaineLee 5
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Abacadabra.

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rein 8
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more like hair-bracadabra ;)

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rein 8
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more like hair-bracadabra ;)

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zachherbert 10
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Abraa. Kadabraa. Alakazam. I'm so happy I remembered something from Pokemon.

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smith2001 5
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Except that you spelled "abra" wrong

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K_kanaka 26
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Well at least he said something instead staying quiet with a shocked face the translates to WTF D:!!!

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tsume24 3
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"the the hair?"

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xlord 27
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I don't think anyone cares.

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PeppermintPlum 4
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I didn't even notice that until now

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Jimboom 11
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Don't see how this is a FML... that was awesome! And extra points for thinking on your feet with the magic line. Although I hope it was at least your own hair... otherwise for my next trick I will make the floor magically covered in puke

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ciarafox9 9
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Haha that most have been really funny! :D

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Egnar 19
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So today you found a guy who sees past the gross things that happen and makes light of them, FYL indeed!

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mgsoloist 14
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Your pic reminds me of 'myspace tom'

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Egnar 19
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Oh god, i have to change it right away!

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Bunnehs 0
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You shouldn't feel thats an FML.. thats really cute of him..

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888Allis888 3
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The FML is haveing the hair there in the first place... Ew... poor girl... He IS a keeper though..^^

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