Today, I was eating some popcorn with a guy, and I noticed a piece of hair coming out my mouth. I pulled it... and pulled it... and eventually some popcorn pieces came out attached to the end of the hair. I was so embarrassed, he tried to make me feel better by saying it looked like a magic trick. FML
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Egnar
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So today you found a guy who sees past the gross things that happen and makes light of them, FYL indeed!
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CrackFox
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style points :)
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CrackFox
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style points :)
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Keyman1212
| 14
He's actually a keeper! Nice guy!
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RobinKCS
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What does op mean?
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gojira666
| 7
Now u need a christmas tree to string that bitch up
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Kyzahhh
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What a top bloke you have there OP
And 28 OP means original prankster.....
And 28 OP means original prankster.....
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agentx52
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No, it means Original Poster. Don't lie to people.
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ItsTheKing
| 10
LIAR! It means Obvious Potatoes.
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HarveyMalone
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Don't listen to them. It means the Octangular Pronoun.
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Saltime
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You're all stupid. OP means Octopus Porn.
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xlord
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You guys are all douches.... It actually means oval penis
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KingDingALing
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^ This is why I never asked what OP means. You get a variation of retarded answers.
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LaughinStock
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Well 65 that's why you research your question and feel good when you get the answer :)
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abbyelizabeth
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Sounds like a nice guy (:
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bunnixbrutality
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Op means origonal phantom ... No wait its organ pain ... No hmm maybe its organic penis.. Yep thatss itt.
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liquidfireKAN
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OP means original poster, as in the person who posted the FML.
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GoLincecum
| 3
Orange pooper
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NotAPedo
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Nahh 78, I'm pretty sure it means organic penis...
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abbyelizabeth
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Why the hell is 78 thumbed down? Maybe someone actually wants to know what OP means.
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ArentICute
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Because he ruined the fun of making up other meanings for "op"
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ifinsane
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Idk why you complaining thats pretty awesome how you did that.
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rawr_ily96
| 24
This is why I decided to figure it out on my own. I saw one of these chains once from someone else asking, and immediately thought "Ah, fuck this." I figured it out a day later.
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Runninvegan
| 8
Did he call it "Magical Pubes"? I Could set him up with Tour dates all around the world and he could make millions!
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kings1fan
| 6
Just stop
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ImmaB3AST
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If FML was mw2 you would be the kid using heartbeat sensor and silencer on search and destroy. Fuckin tryhard.
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fanceh
| 10
^ more like UMP fmj stopping power.
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fatraptorjesus13
| 9
I love the people who relate EVERYTHNG to COD thence fun of people who play games like WoW or Dungeons and dragons
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Runninvegan
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Not until you scream
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fanceh
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79- I play WoW also...
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cwl727
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2-the way the OP described it sounded like it was a piece of her regular hair not her pubic hair. Besides that has also happened to me.
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stoych
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you could have said "for my next trick, i will make someone disappear, ME!" and legged it. serioulsy, thats pretty gruesome, especially if its not your own hair....ewwwww
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FMLsOhilarious
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Are least he made a joke about it.
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RaineLee
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Abacadabra.
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rein
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more like hair-bracadabra ;)
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rein
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more like hair-bracadabra ;)
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zachherbert
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Abraa. Kadabraa. Alakazam. I'm so happy I remembered something from Pokemon.
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smith2001
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Except that you spelled "abra" wrong
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kriswhitecock
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woooooow
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K_kanaka
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Well at least he said something instead staying quiet with a shocked face the translates to WTF D:!!!
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tsume24
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"the the hair?"
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xlord
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I don't think anyone cares.
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PeppermintPlum
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I didn't even notice that until now
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Jimboom
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Don't see how this is a FML... that was awesome! And extra points for thinking on your feet with the magic line.
Although I hope it was at least your own hair... otherwise for my next trick I will make the floor magically covered in puke
Although I hope it was at least your own hair... otherwise for my next trick I will make the floor magically covered in puke
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ciarafox9
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Haha that most have been really funny! :D
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Must*
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Egnar
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So today you found a guy who sees past the gross things that happen and makes light of them, FYL indeed!
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mgsoloist
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Your pic reminds me of 'myspace tom'
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Egnar
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Oh god, i have to change it right away!
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Bunnehs
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You shouldn't feel thats an FML.. thats really cute of him..
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888Allis888
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The FML is haveing the hair there in the first place... Ew... poor girl... He IS a keeper though..^^