FML : Today, I was eating some popcorn with a guy, and I noticed a piece of hair coming out my mouth. I pulled it... and pulled it... and eventually some popcorn...

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Today, I was eating some popcorn with a guy, and I noticed a piece of hair coming out my mouth. I pulled it... and pulled it... and eventually some popcorn pieces came out attached to the end of the hair. I was so embarrassed, he tried to make me feel better by saying it looked like a magic trick. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 10 September 2011 05:57 / United States

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By Egnar | 19

#3266814 - Saturday 10 September 2011 12:29

So today you found a guy who sees past the gross things that happen and makes light of them, FYL indeed!

By CrackFox | 0

#3266768 - Saturday 10 September 2011 12:17

style points :)

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By CrackFox | 0

#3266768 - Saturday 10 September 2011 12:17

style points :)

Keyman1212 | 14

#3266854 - Saturday 10 September 2011 12:44

He's actually a keeper! Nice guy!

RobinKCS | 9

#3266941 - Saturday 10 September 2011 13:29

What does op mean?

gojira666 | 7

#3266943 - Saturday 10 September 2011 13:32

Now u need a christmas tree to string that bitch up

Kyzahhh | 7

#3266995 - Saturday 10 September 2011 14:07

What a top bloke you have there OP

And 28 OP means original prankster.....

agentx52 | 13

#3267066 - Saturday 10 September 2011 14:37

No, it means Original Poster. Don't lie to people.

ItsTheKing | 10

#3267104 - Saturday 10 September 2011 14:49

LIAR! It means Obvious Potatoes.

HarveyMalone | 0

#3267155 - Saturday 10 September 2011 15:12

Don't listen to them. It means the Octangular Pronoun.

Saltime | 0

#3267293 - Saturday 10 September 2011 16:05

You're all stupid. OP means Octopus Porn.

xlord | 27

#3267313 - Saturday 10 September 2011 16:13

You guys are all douches.... It actually means oval penis

KingDingALing | 9

#3267371 - Saturday 10 September 2011 16:26

^ This is why I never asked what OP means. You get a variation of retarded answers.

LaughinStock | 16

#3267454 - Saturday 10 September 2011 16:51

Well 65 that's why you research your question and feel good when you get the answer :)

abbyelizabeth | 9

#3267877 - Saturday 10 September 2011 18:01

Sounds like a nice guy (:

bunnixbrutality | 5

#3267991 - Saturday 10 September 2011 18:22

Op means origonal phantom ... No wait its organ pain ... No hmm maybe its organic penis.. Yep thatss itt.

liquidfireKAN | 0

#3268129 - Saturday 10 September 2011 18:52

OP means original poster, as in the person who posted the FML.

GoLincecum | 3

#3268824 - Saturday 10 September 2011 20:54

Orange pooper

NotAPedo | 0

#3269337 - Sunday 11 September 2011 0:39

Nahh 78, I'm pretty sure it means organic penis...

abbyelizabeth | 9

#3270842 - Sunday 11 September 2011 5:19

Why the hell is 78 thumbed down? Maybe someone actually wants to know what OP means.

ArentICute | 0

#3270938 - Sunday 11 September 2011 5:50

Because he ruined the fun of making up other meanings for "op"

ifinsane | 6

#3581741 - Monday 14 November 2011 0:02

Idk why you complaining thats pretty awesome how you did that.

rawr_ily96 | 24

#5455454 - Friday 19 April 2013 6:37

This is why I decided to figure it out on my own. I saw one of these chains once from someone else asking, and immediately thought "Ah, fuck this." I figured it out a day later.

By Runninvegan | 8

#3266778 - Saturday 10 September 2011 12:20

Did he call it "Magical Pubes"? I Could set him up with Tour dates all around the world and he could make millions!

kings1fan | 6

#3266882 - Saturday 10 September 2011 13:02

Just stop

ImmaB3AST | 7

#3267081 - Saturday 10 September 2011 14:41

If FML was mw2 you would be the kid using heartbeat sensor and silencer on search and destroy. Fuckin tryhard.

fanceh | 10

#3267389 - Saturday 10 September 2011 16:35

^ more like UMP fmj stopping power.

fatraptorjesus13 | 9

#3268145 - Saturday 10 September 2011 18:55

I love the people who relate EVERYTHNG to COD thence fun of people who play games like WoW or Dungeons and dragons

Runninvegan | 8

#3268725 - Saturday 10 September 2011 20:31

Not until you scream

fanceh | 10

#3270315 - Sunday 11 September 2011 2:48

79- I play WoW also...

cwl727 | 32

#5927115 - Sunday 27 April 2014 0:22

2-the way the OP described it sounded like it was a piece of her regular hair not her pubic hair. Besides that has also happened to me.

By stoych | 19

#3266780 - Saturday 10 September 2011 12:20

you could have said "for my next trick, i will make someone disappear, ME!" and legged it. serioulsy, thats pretty gruesome, especially if its not your own hair....ewwwww

FMLsOhilarious | 6

#3266818 - Saturday 10 September 2011 12:29

Are least he made a joke about it.

By RaineLee | 5

#3266785 - Saturday 10 September 2011 12:21

Abacadabra.

rein | 8

#3267291 - Saturday 10 September 2011 16:03

more like hair-bracadabra ;)

rein | 8

#3267295 - Saturday 10 September 2011 16:05

more like hair-bracadabra ;)

zachherbert | 10

#3268935 - Saturday 10 September 2011 21:22

Abraa. Kadabraa. Alakazam. I'm so happy I remembered something from Pokemon.

smith2001 | 5

#3270880 - Sunday 11 September 2011 5:34

Except that you spelled "abra" wrong

kriswhitecock | 0

#3370150 - Friday 30 September 2011 18:34

woooooow

By K_kanaka | 26

#3266789 - Saturday 10 September 2011 12:22

Well at least he said something instead staying quiet with a shocked face the translates to WTF D:!!!

By tsume24 | 3

#3266791 - Saturday 10 September 2011 12:22

"the the hair?"

xlord | 27

#3267250 - Saturday 10 September 2011 15:52

I don't think anyone cares.

PeppermintPlum | 4

#3267422 - Saturday 10 September 2011 16:42

I didn't even notice that until now

By Jimboom | 11

#3266801 - Saturday 10 September 2011 12:25

Don't see how this is a FML... that was awesome! And extra points for thinking on your feet with the magic line.

Although I hope it was at least your own hair... otherwise for my next trick I will make the floor magically covered in puke