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By Anonymous - 10/9/2011 05:57 - United States
Today, I was eating some popcorn with a guy, and I noticed a piece of hair coming out my mouth. I pulled it... and pulled it... and eventually some popcorn pieces came out attached to the end of the hair. I was so embarrassed, he tried to make me feel better by saying it looked like a magic trick. FML
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  rawr_ily96  |  24

This is why I decided to figure it out on my own. I saw one of these chains once from someone else asking, and immediately thought "Ah, fuck this." I figured it out a day later.

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By  stoych  |  19

you could have said "for my next trick, i will make someone disappear, ME!" and legged it. serioulsy, thats pretty gruesome, especially if its not your own hair....ewwwww

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By  Jimboom  |  11

Don't see how this is a FML... that was awesome! And extra points for thinking on your feet with the magic line.

Although I hope it was at least your own hair... otherwise for my next trick I will make the floor magically covered in puke

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