120

Today, I had to pull one of those toy stretchy hands out of my dog's butthole. It slapped me in the face when I finally got it out. FML

By anonymous / Wednesday 17 July 2013 04:48 / United States - Katy
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments
Comments
Reply
  br00kr  |  22

You know you don't have to always downgrade the first just because they were the first.

Reply
  chlorinegreen  |  27

We're not. If it had been a intelligent, well thought out answer, it wouldn't have been down voted so much. He just said the obvious. Of course it was nasty, it was a poopy slap to the face.

Reply
  Treveyon56  |  14

Wow some of you are just....you know I'm not sure if there a word that I can use to true show how I feel. So basically if someone's comment isn't up to you standards it's crap. I understand that the first was stating the obvious, but what is wrong with that? You expect everyone to put a Well thought out comment just because you'd prefer that.

Reply
  Treveyon56  |  14

Oh forgot one last part to my comment. I know I'm going to get down voted but who cares. It really doesn't mean shit.

Reply
  Treveyon56  |  14

Actually I know English very well. I just want to see how many people I could irritated with bad grammar.

Reply
  Isa_fml  |  19

The dog probably ate it, jackass.

By  vbecka  |  17

that's shitty, op. however, be glad that it wasn't your butt that needed a good stretching out!

By  Pesticides  |  19

the real question is, why was it in your dogs ass?

By  idgafSOstfu  |  15

Well this FML is disturbing.

By  dawood_k  |  25

I agree with Zack...how the hell did the toy get into the dogs butthole... I think you might be a bit sick yourself doing these things... The smack was probably just karma

Reply
  RedPillSucks  |  30

While it's obvious, the alternative (OP shoving toys up the dogs butt) makes for an interesting FML also. It makes you wonder about the people whose first thought is not that the dog ate the toy, but some weird fetish alternative explanation.

Loading data…