Nasty

I wish you well on your journey as you get downvoted into next year #1

There and Back Again: A Shitty #1 Poster's Tale

That comment is like a slap in the face

You know you don't have to always downgrade the first just because they were the first.

We're not. If it had been a intelligent, well thought out answer, it wouldn't have been down voted so much. He just said the obvious. Of course it was nasty, it was a poopy slap to the face.

Wow some of you are just....you know I'm not sure if there a word that I can use to true show how I feel. So basically if someone's comment isn't up to you standards it's crap. I understand that the first was stating the obvious, but what is wrong with that? You expect everyone to put a Well thought out comment just because you'd prefer that.

Oh forgot one last part to my comment. I know I'm going to get down voted but who cares. It really doesn't mean shit.

Don't be so hard on #1. He was dealt a shit hand.

59/60 - I'm not much a fan of grammar nazis, but would you please learn the English language before you try to make a comment.

Actually I know English very well. I just want to see how many people I could irritated with bad grammar.

I don't think so either...

Your name is Ballsack, yet you can still call people nasty?

75- Uh huh. Sure. Good excuse. By the way, if downvotes don't mean anything, why do you care so much about people thumbing down 1?

I wasn't t as talking about the down votes dumb ass. I was talking about a comment made.

@103 it's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault.

How the hell did a toy hand get up your dog's ass? on second thought, don't want to know.

I'm going to assume the dog ate it and it didn't pass through properly. My dog ate a balloon once.. That was fun

Sorry OP, this was funny though! Get prepared with a hockey or fencing mask - and you were wearing gloves this time i hope! (:

Thanks 49 now I'm picturing a dog blowing up a balloon out his ass

Guess it was a shitty bitch slap to the face..

I'm with u on that one

The dog probably ate it, jackass.

but you know the dog shit in it on purpose so when you pop the balloon,

He ate it and it came out his butt.

Keep your dog safe from those things next time?

Hahahaha that's disgusting but really funny

Ooooh thats just nasstttyy.

*Z formation snap*

I read that in Cleveland's voice haha

that's shitty, op. however, be glad that it wasn't your butt that needed a good stretching out!

What. The. Fuck.

I don't know why but I started laughing when I read this.

You got the shit slapped out of you while at the same time, getting the shit slapped onto you.

the real question is, why was it in your dogs ass?

probably ate it and it passed through. Naturally

Hope your mouth was closed :(

Well this FML is disturbing.

I almost hate to say this because it feels like a bad pun, but...

No shit, Sherlock.

I agree with Zack...how the hell did the toy get into the dogs butthole...
I think you might be a bit sick yourself doing these things... The smack was probably just karma

The dog had eaten it, obviously.

While it's obvious, the alternative (OP shoving toys up the dogs butt) makes for an interesting FML also.
It makes you wonder about the people whose first thought is not that the dog ate the toy, but some weird fetish alternative explanation.

I know. It's reasons like this why I've lost all faith in humans. I mean some people can't take a moment to just think "Oh the dog ate it".