FML : Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down...

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Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML

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By ydahs - / Friday 8 May 2009 21:17 / United States

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By lcharlie | 0

#180905 - Saturday 9 May 2009 02:58

shave it off. looks better anyway...

By eastsidehippie | 0

#180909 - Saturday 9 May 2009 02:59

Time for a hair cut? Btw, u should totally give urself a Hitler pube, u know, just the style. No offense to any jews.

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By pikachu_fml | 0

#180868 - Saturday 9 May 2009 02:52

wow

By jet_fml | 0

#180869 - Saturday 9 May 2009 02:52

Oh, that made me cringe. D:

By retro_squares | 0

#180870 - Saturday 9 May 2009 02:52

oh god! i hope you get it off!

By lovelylaura1459 | 0

#180891 - Saturday 9 May 2009 02:56

Eek-ums! Peanut butter and ice? Hahaha I'm sorry that sucks!

Rubyduby | 8

#6053578 - Monday 1 September 2014 03:34

Or shave, she could always shave

By supafly_fml | 0

#180903 - Saturday 9 May 2009 02:58

cut it off lmfao

By lcharlie | 0

#180905 - Saturday 9 May 2009 02:58

shave it off. looks better anyway...

By eastsidehippie | 0

#180909 - Saturday 9 May 2009 02:59

Time for a hair cut? Btw, u should totally give urself a Hitler pube, u know, just the style. No offense to any jews.

kayladance101 | 13

#1098518 - Friday 16 July 2010 03:35

none taken(:

bluevayero | 36

#5266854 - Friday 21 December 2012 09:34

how does this look like?

By LilKonvicted | 0

#180910 - Saturday 9 May 2009 03:00

Yum

By mf_fml | 0

#180920 - Saturday 9 May 2009 03:02

yeah, really, time for a trim whether you want to or not.

By kspy | 0

#180926 - Saturday 9 May 2009 03:03

if you're allergic to peanut butter (like i am), vegetable oil works too.

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