dcam13

About Dcam13

surf, swim, sail, snowboard, skate, sleep, and almost everything else that starts with "S".

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Dcam13's FML badges

Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

10%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

97%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

78%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

93%
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

33%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

16%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

70%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

10%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

69%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

3%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

6%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

21%

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Dcam13's favorite FMLs

Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Mikey832 - / Monday 9 August 2010 13:24 / United Kingdom

Today, I found out my fiancé is already married when his wife showed up at my door. That's about the same time she found her husband is gay, and that Ashley can be a man's name. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 20 November 2015 14:43 / United States - Tyler

Today, whilst vacuuming, I stupidly decided to vacuum the bathroom drain to see what would happen. Turns out it will cause stinking septic water to get sucked into the machine and spew all over the walls, ceiling and vanity. It also causes the vacuum cleaner to stop working. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it