Today, my dad told me he had a present for me. It was his tooth, which he had pulled out a few minutes before. FML
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Top comments
El_Boxeador 14
He's giving it to you so you cash it with the tooth fairy and get some money! ;)
RickySleeves 20
So your dad just pulled out one of his adult teeth? Ouch!
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Comments (43)
alee38410 5
What a nice surprise
mds9986 24
A nith thurpristh
mds9986 24
I tried to type like a person with no teeth would talk :(
CliffyB03 28
It's the thought that counts! But seriously...ew
DFMLharsh 20
That's the ugly tooth of life. You never get the present you expect!
MELKOZAR 27
I tooth you not! This really happened!
DonkeyTeeth2013 22
Well, it could have been worse.
slingerslasher 24
Your name is donkey teeth. What are you hiding from us?
sunny354wi 8
That's just childish!
StickyPickles 33
Not at all, it's what dad's do.
MzZombicidal 36
Maybe it's his way of attempting to compliment you by saying you look like a beautiful toothy fairy?
El_Boxeador 14
He's giving it to you so you cash it with the tooth fairy and get some money! ;)
Philintheblankz 14
Put it under your pillow, OP. Maybe you will get a shiny, new quarter.
ninjaassassinguy 17
Did he at least brush well?
lovelockdown23 23
Did you pay him? He obviously thought you were the tooth fairy.