By missy - 09/03/2009 22:54 - United States

Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in to the doctors to test for any allergies. I did what she had asked and went to my room. I came down stairs later and found her in the bathroom putting my pee on a pregnancy test stick. FML
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i totally thought it would have ended up as a drug test, not a pregnancy test.

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UnearthlyEnemy 9

Amen.

020266t 5

very clever. your moms a psycho scientist thing or whatever.

OP ; I Don't Think Your Mom Trusts You Very Much...

her mom just cares about her.

fuck that. thats so messed up. she should have just talked to you

OP....only give ur piss to your doctor and criminals for money lol

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ASHLEYbcddd 0

157... are you a girl.

Rico_Mal1116 0

Lol, I wondered the same thing!! ^^

MOSESRAISIN 0

i was wondering the same damn thing...

mickmac93 0

158... Do you sell it or just give it away?

amylee483 0

Sneaky little bitch. Ditto #2.

i totally thought it would have ended up as a drug test, not a pregnancy test.

whoisthisgirl 4

me three lol

Humperdick 8

Me four!

Me Fi... Nope, not gonna go there.

damn. owned buy your mom she's a bitch

Lol I agree owned!

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#6 are you on drugs if the lord was against sex b4 marrage wouldnt he be agaisnt killing it to? wow ur stupid and is taking a hanger to it "the lordswork to" no i dont think so

minimini902 0

lol sarcasm is hard to convey over the internetz

interWEBz hahaha

and you're on fml judjing people?? lmao

docxxx 0

doing the lords work and killing someone's fetus are not the same. especially with a hanger. you are retarded and should die for that comment. that's so fucked up

lol, if this is sarcasm. But... If you're serious, you need therapy; because that sounds very serial-killer-esque.

And that is why I am an atheist. Stupid religious freaks like #6 drive me away from that religion crap.

ilovemeoke 0

it must feel nice to throw god in her face

MOSESRAISIN 0

maybe u should spend less time in church and more time in the real world.. ladys dont like that

unfriendafail 2

its religious fanatical morons like u that make this world suck so I wouldn't talk if I were u

165- It's just a joke. A really, really bad joke, but a joke all the same . . . I hope.

bettyc4 26

Atheist is a religion dur

Ditto #2. What a bitch. Edit: Jesus Christ. #6, you're out of your mind.

zoo_fml 0

veeeeeery smart but a total invasion of privacy..

6- what the hell?

DON'T TAKE THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN