I've heard of worms and scorpions, but caterpillars in a drink? who doesn't Love a little extra fuzz in their beverage of choice?

It was The very thirsty caterpillar

you gonna finish that caterpillar ( -_- )

How does this even deserve to be on fml...? People eat bugs all the time

Alright maggots, this obstacle course is called "The Squeeze"

Sue them or get a free drink out of it from the store

The cup probably belonged to the OP, and was used in their own home.

How would suing the store that sold him the cup accomplish anything, it's not their fault that a caterpillar climbed into the straw.

Forgot to add it could have been used prior to this as well.

Yes! Sue them! How dare they sell a cup that a caterpillar could potentially crawl into. How could they not foresee this issue!? Some companies are thoughtless

They're giving out free caterpillars now? Man, whenever I buy takeout all I get for free is diabetes.

You mean your not getting high cholesterol for free too? You're going to the wrong places.

Man you got diabetes!? All I got was this lousy hepatitis :-( everyone always gets the good stuff but me!

Doesn't sound like the little guy/gal was having a hell larva time in there. I now await my trial from the FML community.

The FML jury finds you guilty!

The mandatory sentence is one hundred hours of community service. Combing Doc's back hair is a popular choice. Someone needs to do it, or he'll start to dreadlock like one of those old orangutans. And it's either that or bathtime with Perdix. But we don't talk about that one.

I like it.

Speaking of Perdix and Doc where are they? And why are they not commenting on this?

Were you at a restaurant?

Thats prreeetttyyy gross. Im terrified of caterpillars..yuck.!

How can one be terrified of caterpillars?

Caterpillars are cute, just not in my drinks.

Haven't you heard? In a time of global recession and downright awful economics, suing people over caterpillar-sized issues is apparently the latest trend.

This was meant to be a reply to #7. Oh, dear.

your pic and your comment on how you screwed up is awesome lmao

I am so, so very sorry OP.

I hope for your sake it wasn't one of the poisonous variety.

Or the spiky ones