By Ilovelife07 - 19/09/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML
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couurtt, i'd say you totally got the wrong idea about this story...i'm pretty sure that they are trying to say that the pube they found came from the food they ate while at lunch. Cause tbh if it came from oral you'd notice it a lot sooner than after lunch, hours later. Although i agree with the 4" bit...that seems massive for a pube

Now you have organic floss! Nature is our friend, even though it is mostly disgusting :D

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Yep, not an FML, a sign of a good night!

YDI for keeping floss in your car.

It was because someone put the pube in his lunch you idiots. BTW if it was 4 inches it was just a curly hair so calm down.

lol the person who wrote this is near retarded. how could it possibly even be his/her own pubic hair? there was no need to add that to the story....

i swear, ppl r retarded. the pube OBVIOUSLY wasnt his, nd its not from oral, otherwise it wouldnt be an fml. so tht only leaves the fact tht it was in the food, and THAT is the fml. your welcome OP :)

haha why did u need floss? u already had a four inch piece of floss xD

#33: That doesn't even make sense lol. It's actually a smart thing.

A 4" pube sounds kinda impossible imo, but at least you feel like you've licked the cook's armpit now. :)

Well, from what I've seen, pubes are usually a bit thicker than head hair, not too much, but enough to distinguish head hair from pubes. Then again, maybe I've just seen the wrong pubes & hair...

Now you have organic floss! Nature is our friend, even though it is mostly disgusting :D

couurtt, i'd say you totally got the wrong idea about this story...i'm pretty sure that they are trying to say that the pube they found came from the food they ate while at lunch. Cause tbh if it came from oral you'd notice it a lot sooner than after lunch, hours later. Although i agree with the 4" bit...that seems massive for a pube

This. And that was probably a REALLY bad experience for you... Sucks to be you, mate.

Call the health inspector

A 4 inch pube? WTF

Hmmm seems you had some extra curricular activity there the teachers weren't aware of. I know one person not complaining.

Someone needs to trim... Anyway, I feel bad for you! #8

omg that's disgusting.... :/ but kind of funny, ahahahahaha

I was under the impression that fast food places or the like only spit in peoples food when they make it. hmm guess i was wrong

a 4 inch pube??? WTF??

Dude, way to repeat the comment. Exactly.