By i fking love docb - 04/11/2012 21:16 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Christiansted

Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
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does she put the poop back in her butt after she wipes too?

Meh you get to kiss her it's your fLoss :)

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That's utterly disturbing...

At least her teeth are clean! She's preventing gingivitis :D

13, I agree. I see people brush their teeth; but rarely floss. Props to OPs girlfriend for at least having good hygiene practices... even if eating leftover food is considered nasty.

Yeah, girls will try any new, crazy diet.

Somehow I don't think this is a diet...

I don't think it's THAT disturbing.. I mean, it was already in her mouth.

Hardly disturbing... Considering when you floss whatever you might pull out is very tiny and probably tastes like nothing, and probably is close to nothing, after being in your saliva for a while. It's no big deal, and it was already in her mouth too.

97, I pull out some pretty massive stuff on a regular basis. It isn't always tiny.

well usually after I eat I just feel around with my tongue and create suction to pull out anything that isn't small. Try that sometime :P

Umm, that's hot?...

Not really disturbing. Think about what you do after u use a toothpick. I doubt you usually flick it away. It was already in her teeth. If you got it out with your tongue that WOULNT be gross to swallow. What's the difference??

Actually there has been scientific evidence suggesting that OP has a right to be terrified if this habit. When a slight space is filled between your teeth by something for long periods of time (i.e. slivers of food stuck between teeth) a strange anomaly consisting of a series of chemical reactions occur with the carbohydrates, fat, and saliva that cause your gums to emit a small, almost unnoticeable amount of anthrax. It occurs in such a small amount that it had previously gone unnoticed by even the most renowned chemists and dentists. This does not mean it has no adverse affects on your long term health. Over time this will build up in your small intestine and require costly surgery or be at risk of fatal health complications. Normally we flick away these small specks of hazardous leftover food, but people like OP's girlfriend may be able to live a longer, healthier life by avoiding this habit of finishing off what was left of a seemingly harmless meal. Paid for by Scientists and Chemists Against Meat Scraps. Please feel free to donate to the cause on my highly prestigious organization by messaging me with your preferred form of donating. Cheers.

And before anyone is confused, yes, literally anthrax is sprouting from the gums. The disease itself comes forth spontaneously... This is a serious development, and must not be taken lightly. Again, just follow the directions of the previous comment to donate to this cause.

134 - Your comment is way to long for me to thumb you up or down.

I'm not here for a thumb either way. All I want is support for my cause.

138- With you having over 4000 comments, I highly doubt your "cause" even exists, and I highly doubt that you're not saying that shit just for attention.

156- Not as much for attention, more for amusement. Obviously it's not real... Why would meat stuck between your teeth actually cause anthrax?

156- It was really unnecessary.... I mean. It wasn't funny and it took more effort for you than it should have.

It all sounded like Wikipedia talking right up until "Scientists and Chemists Against Meat Scraps".

does she put the poop back in her butt after she wipes too?

You don't? Now I feel like an outcast..

First we saw the booger eating FMLs, then the ones with people putting their fingers in their ears and smelling them, and now this floss thing.. At this rate we might as well see a "putting it back in the butt" FML as #2 pointed out..

I bet she hangs her toilet paper out to dry.

On 'extreme cheapskates' one woman used "reusable" toilet paper *shudder*

73, I have seen that show, some of those people were disgusting!

that's so fucking sick. I'm bout to puke. haha.

Meh you get to kiss her it's your fLoss :)

At the very least, your pun deserves a commemorative plaque.

Ain't that the tooth

I see what you did there^

Did she ask you if you wanted any?

Um, WTF? You should tell her that it's not very healthy. And completely disgusting.

Sometimes, tooth is stranger than fiction.

I don't think it's unhealthy. Kind of gross, but all the stuff you floss out of your teeth is food anyway, so unhealthy.... Not so much.

-Cleveland Brown

107- Oh, good. I'm not the only one who reads that phrase in his voice.

I was eating while I read this. I have no appetite now.

That's disgusting. I would throw up watching that.

Idk, this FML highly nauseates me. X( I wouldn't call it over dramatic.

Can't let good food go to waste.

Waste not, want not

I agree. Sometimes after eating chicken wings some large pieces can be picked out from between your teeth. Who wants to waste chicken wing pieces?

63, 9 already used that line...

130- I didn't scroll down that far, sorry for offending you

Well, waste not, want not, eh :P

I feel like I've seen you comment the exact same thing but for a different, less relevant FML.

Do you? I can't say I've committed many of my past comments to memory, so I wouldn't know. Sorry.

hey, a girls gotta eat!