James
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
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unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stud
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Anonymous
Huntsville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML
Emily
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Username
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML
Lady Vulva
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
LoveMyNewBro
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
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hombrepollo 0
ur still a virgin
Glitterhinoceros 14
Do you happen to be mean, by chance? Because apparently nice guys finish last.
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lukehappygilmore 4
dude, you're premature
HowAreYouToday 34
premature ejaculation man strikes again!
SuperPineApple 0
So I'm guessing you're getting the coupon back?
StrobeEffexxMann_fml 0
This.
lukehappygilmore 4
so technically you're still a virgin
dolphincheddar 10
ouch... jack off more?
HowAreYouToday 34
he is probably gonna have to jack off more anyways...
trgower13 0
just keep on trying. you will get soon.
enonymous 8
I lost my virginity recently... put up signs and reward money for it but alas it never came home. I hope it found a good home
TheRealHouse 7
Dude you said I could take it! You don't remember?
Jimmyd0t 0
invest in a blow up doll ?
MrFlintstone 5
you most have been thinking about for while now
wolflover44 5
This story reminds me of my ex...
Yodaevil 4
only had one round? doesn't most virgin men carry a six shooter? minimal? so launch one in the pants, take em off and go for round two!
cptcook 0
it's Steve carrel !
wisky_fml 5
ya???????datsux
TheMasticater 9
And I jizzed in my pants...
HowAreYouToday 34
I'd hate to have a boyfriend who cums too quicklu
LordGoober 13
I guess that's one his short cummings in life?
grrrrmetigers 0
dude. hes like the thing before premature. this is pretty sad
sematariux 7
boner achieved thanks Tara... lmao jk
juicedboi 7
Well to be fair on you, did she happen to feed you a grape? Or maybe open the window and let a breeze roll in? I am led to believe via extremely reliable resources, that these situations may cause a male to "****" in his pants.
HowAreYouToday 34
"****"?!
dolphincheddar 10
at least it was only in your dreams
manlove38 23
really hope it finds it way back soon.
kroekdog 7
hahaha best song evar
jw450 0
obviously
jw450 0
or did his alarm clock go off, or did a song comes on that reminds him of her?
MyCleverName 2
"I cum too fast, I cum too fast... Sometimes it's even game over before I take off my pants."
DaslovesTrack 2
269 hahahahahahahaaa
baseball6917 8
she must have been HOT
AnonymousTroll 2
It looks like you *sunglasses* finished your dirty work.
PrincezzLena05 0
nice one dude ! xD
FMMFL1992 3
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You should first practice on girls you don't care for so that when you find some one you really care about you'll be an expert
tamt2 4
im guessing he didn't get a second try!
francisw93 3
champion!
My_Name_Is_ 5
your final words should have been "i am SO sorry!
dustinsgirl 0
283- your hott (;
dustinsgirl 0
283- your hott! (;
mdizzl 6
that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard
Humanspider 18
That poor man.
DarksideDoll 31
If you finished before entering, did you really lose your virginity?
Bijaglo 3
That is pitiful....
gottaluvisabella 0
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he reeaally needs to jack off more if he wants to have actual sex hahahha what a fucktard
tsume24 3
I'm pretty sure getting off before you're even anywhere near penetration doesn't mean you lost your virginity...
iSitt 0
being premature in your first few times is normal. Sometimes the newness is just too exciting.
snade 0
I agree with 107. OP probably just got over excited. Especially if it was the woman of his dreams.
suprmidgt 0
I agree and he did say he's twenty eight probably even more excited then say a 16 year old trying it out for the first time.
MagicGiraffe 12
some call it premature I call it ecstasy
LizzyTheCaliGurl 0
cuz when we're holdin hands, it's like Gavin sex to me :D love that song
hombrepollo 0
ur still a virgin
TheMasticater 9
Yeah I agree that doesn't count as sex xD
dickydickman 0
jerk off before so you can last longer
ShawnzieNstuff 6
Exactly^ never go in with a loaded gun.
U_Go_Boom 0
why do u think most porno's get a ******* cum before they decide to start *******? it helps them last longer for the shoot
kings1fan 6
-54 haha There's Something about Mary
grrrrmetigers 0
lol his dick needs to get out more
JesusFishTaco 5
155-You mean get "in" more.
tuppencej777 0
We had sex after. How else would he have lost his virginity? It never said that's ALL he did.
crymore007 11
still counts!
marthagayo 14
we?
tuppencej777 0
Yes we. I am the woman he lost his virginity to after the unfortunate incident.
Imgonnahaveabf 9
How does it feel knowing your 'unfortunate incident' is all over the web
Imgonnahaveabf 9
How does it feel knowing your 'unfortunate incident' is on the internet? (sorry 'bout the typo before, I AM SOOO FREAKIN' PISSED.)
Booda13 0
hey Tara =]
quinnjamin10 2
You found his FML or did he show it to you lol?
tuppencej777 0
We both agreed it an FML. So here it is.
tuppencej777 0
It's*
Imgonnahaveabf 9
You have very proper grammar. And a nice crayola lamp.
Benji114 0
Time for some practice..
johnson94 5
"and then I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!"
Meattymeatballs 2
ha!
ih82bl8 2
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Aaw- I hope u were married. it wud have made it more special
NomOnShroomz 14
Aaw- no -.- always take it out for a test drive before you buy it.
Glitterhinoceros 14
Do you happen to be mean, by chance? Because apparently nice guys finish last.
musicfreak9821 6
~that's why I'll treat you like trash!~
shannon1029 4
haha I love nigahiga
imcutefml 0
lol nigahiga/kevjumva reference^
treehugger121 0
~it's not what I really want to do~
nicobington 1
buuut u only date bad guys
waswashere 0
no, nice guys finish in the shower
IndigoFuckYou 9
78-you ruined it.
ordinarybadger 0
but he finished first remember lol
suprmidgt 0
I'm a nice guy and I finish all the time.
kings1fan 6
-81 so did you
Do_The_DANCE 4
am I the only one that realizes how gorgeous this girl is?
YummiGummi 0
And Imma beat you!... in every competition
Corry_fml 1
and she's 12 dude...
Madiluvsyuh98 2
umm no she was born in 92
Drummerboy1234 0
god your a genius
pickles2012 5
he wishes he cud make good girls go bad.
TKrisha_fml 5
nigahiga and kevjuma reference :-P
howslife123 0
do I look fat in this dress? YEAAS U DO! trololol
ohyoulikethat 0
haha best comment
hockeykyle10 5
I just thought I would let you know that I am Alex ovechkin. What happens next? ;)
hombrepollo 0
this is an FML for the girl
marousje 20
So, you didn't lose your virginity at all
tuppencej777 0
He did. I was there.
crzymxican 0
lol good one
Stroke_Her_Ace 15
Please tell me that lamp was there.
Xemogirl666X 0
how were u there o__O
lemondrink 0
so you're still a virgin?
Madiluvsyuh98 2
omg a million people said that already! just stop!!!! lmao
Garyy_fml 11
your profile pic says that you're 14, but you look 30
Madiluvsyuh98 2
I look thirty?!?! to tell the truth I'm actually 13
Countrygirl5 8
that's what happens when you obsess on just that ONE girl for so long. You prolly missed dozens of chances with prettier and prolly 'better' girl. FYL
Bijaglo 3
Please tell me that picture is old because that phone is ugly...
stall2dude911 2
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so is she
whadduppFML 0
you are so dumb.
Yodaevil 4
not every 15 year old gets iPhones nowadays! cut her some slack. but I bet she was one of those girls who is ticked a boy passed up on her for the girl he was obsessing with.
transfat 0
a guy can obsses if he want kso stfu he can do what he wants . .... but still i have to give you props for not using that ugly duckface;)
transfat 0
and who says the girl he has isnt already a 10 ... he cant get a pretier better girl.
transfat 0
and.? she is pretty she'll get a better guy .
ifailplzinsultme 0
What does "prolly" mean?
mad_hatter0666 22
Lazy slang term for "probably."
PoeSlayer 0
you've obviously never truly cared about anyone
lalala2589 0
Why would he sleep around when he is in love with someone else? Maybe he has some respect for the girl and himself, just a thought.
Drummerboy1234 0
you dumb bitch, now we know what YOU like to do
mrsvickybear 9
ur a cold bitch
Countrygirl5 8
yes it's an old phone... it was my backup.
tjv3 10
it's called love. he passed on other girls because he didn't want them. there is nothing wrong with that at all. there would be less STDs and teen moms if more people had standards and didn't sleep around
farmboy10 0
#1 what does the phone have to do with anything, 2. I can see where's she is comin from on her side but, if the guy apparently truly loved her I can get his point also
mrsvickybear 9
lol