premature ejaculation man strikes again!

So I'm guessing you're getting the coupon back?

This.

so technically you're still a virgin

ouch... jack off more?

he is probably gonna have to jack off more anyways...

just keep on trying. you will get soon.

I lost my virginity recently... put up signs and reward money for it but alas it never came home. I hope it found a good home

Dude you said I could take it! You don't remember?

invest in a blow up doll ?

you most have been thinking about for while now

This story reminds me of my ex...

only had one round? doesn't most virgin men carry a six shooter? minimal? so launch one in the pants, take em off and go for round two!

it's Steve carrel !

ya???????datsux

And I jizzed in my pants...

I'd hate to have a boyfriend who cums too quicklu

I guess that's one his short cummings in life?

dude. hes like the thing before premature. this is pretty sad

boner achieved thanks Tara... lmao jk

Well to be fair on you, did she happen to feed you a grape? Or maybe open the window and let a breeze roll in? I am led to believe via extremely reliable resources, that these situations may cause a male to "jizz" in his pants.

"jizz"?!

at least it was only in your dreams

really hope it finds it way back soon.

hahaha best song evar

obviously

or did his alarm clock go off, or did a song comes on that reminds him of her?

"I cum too fast, I cum too fast... Sometimes it's even game over before I take off my pants."

269 hahahahahahahaaa

she must have been HOT

It looks like you *sunglasses* finished your dirty work.

nice one dude ! xD

im guessing he didn't get a second try!

champion!

your final words should have been "i am SO sorry!

283- your hott (;

283- your hott! (;

that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard

That poor man.

If you finished before entering, did you really lose your virginity?

I'm pretty sure getting off before you're even anywhere near penetration doesn't mean you lost your virginity...

being premature in your first few times is normal. Sometimes the newness is just too exciting.

I agree with 107. OP probably just got over excited. Especially if it was the woman of his dreams.

I agree and he did say he's twenty eight probably even more excited then say a 16 year old trying it out for the first time.

some call it premature I call it ecstasy

cuz when we're holdin hands, it's like Gavin sex to me :D love that song

Yeah I agree that doesn't count as sex xD

jerk off before so you can last longer

Exactly^ never go in with a loaded gun.

why do u think most porno's get a blowjob cum before they decide to start fucking? it helps them last longer for the shoot

-54 haha There's Something about Mary

lol his dick needs to get out more

155-You mean get "in" more.

We had sex after. How else would he have lost his virginity? It never said that's ALL he did.

still counts!

we?

Yes we. I am the woman he lost his virginity to after the unfortunate incident.

How does it feel knowing your 'unfortunate incident' is all over the web

How does it feel knowing your 'unfortunate incident' is on the internet? (sorry 'bout the typo before, I AM SOOO FREAKIN' PISSED.)

hey Tara =]

You found his FML or did he show it to you lol?

We both agreed it an FML. So here it is.

It's*

You have very proper grammar. And a nice crayola lamp.

"and then I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!"

ha!

Aaw- no -.- always take it out for a test drive before you buy it.

~that's why I'll treat you like trash!~

haha I love nigahiga

lol nigahiga/kevjumva reference^

~it's not what I really want to do~

buuut u only date bad guys

no, nice guys finish in the shower

78-you ruined it.

but he finished first remember lol

I'm a nice guy and I finish all the time.

-81 so did you

am I the only one that realizes how gorgeous this girl is?

And Imma beat you!... in every competition

and she's 12 dude...

umm no she was born in 92

god your a genius

he wishes he cud make good girls go bad.

nigahiga and kevjuma reference :-P

do I look fat in this dress? YEAAS U DO! trololol

haha best comment

I just thought I would let you know that I am Alex ovechkin. What happens next? ;)

He did. I was there.

lol good one

Please tell me that lamp was there.

how were u there o__O

omg a million people said that already! just stop!!!! lmao

your profile pic says that you're 14, but you look 30

I look thirty?!?! to tell the truth I'm actually 13

Please tell me that picture is old because that phone is ugly...

you are so dumb.

not every 15 year old gets iPhones nowadays! cut her some slack. but I bet she was one of those girls who is ticked a boy passed up on her for the girl he was obsessing with.

a guy can obsses if he want kso stfu he can do what he wants . .... but still i have to give you props for not using that ugly duckface;)

and who says the girl he has isnt already a 10 ... he cant get a pretier better girl.

and.? she is pretty she'll get a better guy .

What does "prolly" mean?

Lazy slang term for "probably."

you've obviously never truly cared about anyone

Why would he sleep around when he is in love with someone else? Maybe he has some respect for the girl and himself, just a thought.

you dumb bitch, now we know what YOU like to do

ur a cold bitch

yes it's an old phone... it was my backup.

it's called love. he passed on other girls because he didn't want them. there is nothing wrong with that at all. there would be less STDs and teen moms if more people had standards and didn't sleep around

#1 what does the phone have to do with anything, 2. I can see where's she is comin from on her side but, if the guy apparently truly loved her I can get his point also

lol