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    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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    An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • Judgmental

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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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    0%
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    54%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    15%
  • One more and it's business time

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    12%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    12%
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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    3%
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    2%
  • YDI Master

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    20%
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    0%
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    0%
  • Work is a 4-letter word

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    0%
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  • My diary is a collector's item

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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    1%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Omelette Master Badge

    You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
    70%
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Marousje's favorite FMLs

10 FMLs About The Shitshow That Is Black Friday

On this most hellish of days, may the odds be ever in your favor.

By Nina - / Friday 24 November 2017 17:30 /
By Un1ucky - / Sunday 8 June 2014 03:22 / United States
By redneckfamily / Friday 24 May 2013 07:06 / United States - Roy
By Anonymous - / Friday 3 May 2013 00:50 / United States - Acworth
By BooBabe - / Monday 4 June 2012 23:50 / United States - Denver