James
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
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unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stud
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Anonymous
Huntsville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML
Emily
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Username
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML
Lady Vulva
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
LoveMyNewBro
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
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hombrepollo 0
ur still a virgin
Glitterhinoceros 14
Do you happen to be mean, by chance? Because apparently nice guys finish last.
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Comments (391)
enopola 5
I bet your sister is a lovely woman
tobabo101 0
^ HA !
ArielTheMermaid 17
no comment.....
ThatFunnyDude 3
...derp
kiddisskidd 0
if you have no comment , then don't comment.
liinkinparkfan97 34
If you don't have anything to say then don't comment.
Madiluvsyuh98 2
i have a book for you-how to satisfy your lover for dummies.
olii_fml 0
Why would you have a book like that? Aren't you 14?
toelie 26
Cause apparently he's a dummy.
Madiluvsyuh98 2
ill take it from my parents :) lol
hellojuicyhello 5
damm kids
LolMoqz 10
hah. ^^ SOME of us aren't that bad(x
Alex94xela 0
wow fyl I hope you get a second chance with her.
gurpreet 5
tell it again
cre8or99 0
cool story bro
brandybaby1204 0
aww fyl OP. i feel worse for the woman though
BrooklynnStroker 0
Sorry guy, but you didn't lose your virginity!
tayza249 20
40 year old virgin, anyone?
unluckiestperson_fml 14
I don't think this constitutes as losing your virginity I'm afraid.
Yodaevil 4
maybe he still got it on? for her sake? just finished, then started?
life2007 0
hopefully she was nice enough to give you a second chance...don't let her down next time. FYL but FHL more she was unsatisfied
jackgoldstein 5
WTF is your picture of!?
gmc_blossom 21
Yes, do tell us what your picture is of, please. I beg of you.
A7X_LoVeee 10
A butthole? :3
HopeBaby77713 1
I thought it looks like STD pic sorry but it does