James
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
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unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stud
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Anonymous
Huntsville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML
Emily
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Username
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML
Lady Vulva
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
LoveMyNewBro
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
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hombrepollo 0
ur still a virgin
Glitterhinoceros 14
Do you happen to be mean, by chance? Because apparently nice guys finish last.
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Fmeonce_shameonu 15
If you get a second chance do yourself a favor and clear the pipe RIGHT before you hook up. Should at the least give you a few minutes of action lol
shelby0123 0
its ok next time when ur about to do it think about building a dresser u have to measure then cut and then put together
AmethystRain 20
That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
welandedonthemoo 5
What?
pink_raindrops 26
It's to distract his mind so he wont be so excited at that moment. Guys I knew used to joke about thinking of baseball so that wouldn't finish in 2 seconds. I'm sure it would do something, if my mind is distracted with something I have a harder time finishing.
Invierno 10
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Don't feel too bad, OP. It happens. Plenty else you can do to satisfy your girl. ;) The real FML would be to stand there awkwardly and do nothing after ejaculating prematurely. Hope you actually lost your virginity after that first failed attempt...
welandedonthemoo 5
hopefully she'll give u a second chance. it happens
futbol4eva 0
Seems like you didn't lose anything then
brandonjd25 3
FYI: still a virgin. "A" for effort. "F" for life.
Minky1996 0
1. Your still a virgin 2. mate I'm 14 and I've lost my virginity already
AmethystRain 20
How is that something to brag about? If you're a girl, congrats on being an easy *****. If you're a guy, congrats on likely being a "baby daddy" before you finish high school.
SnowTrooper19 0
You sicken me.
intoxicatedhero1 2
Leave the guy alone, so he's a virgin. Losing your virginity at 14 is nothing to be proud of. So stfu and leave him alone.
silentblack 0
sooo u still virgin.
smexehXredhead0 0
Umm... I don't think that counts...