Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
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Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
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Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
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hombrepollo 0
ur still a virgin
Glitterhinoceros 14
Do you happen to be mean, by chance? Because apparently nice guys finish last.
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ThaHero 0
Did she slap you?
koshkaenigma 0
awe... I'm sorry
Mach10 0
Look at all the happy posters pretending that their first time wasnt short, uncomfortable, and awkward. I've had sex with a virgin once--give me an experienced girl any day of the week. Theres a certain improvement when she LIKES sex, and isn't just flay-out terrified. OP: Get right back on that horse. Practice makes perfect, and don't waste your time reciting baseball stats to "prolong" things--better off looking her in the eyes and focussing on her, and the experience. Endurance will (hur-hur-hur) come in time.
laurieloulou 0
That happens often to men who are losing their virginity. It's understandable.
wolfsheart 14
that totally sucks!! well hood lick in the future'
gmc_blossom 21
I hope you mean "luck". ?
gmc_blossom 21
And "good". Unless there's some sick perverted thing I'm missing here.
jerm7726 0
been there done that
Deadzombie 2
then you dud lose your virginity....
afroking22 0
well can't blame yu for trying, just tell the girl yu can't control yourself wen yur around her
KiddNYC1O 20
Seriously. Yu?
An0nym0us5757 0
Bummer!
brdude 9
I'm sorry to tell you, but, technically, you're still a virgin. =/