Health: Today, I decided to go swimming. I knew my technique would be...

By anonymous - 10/06/2009 22:50 - United States

Today, I decided to go swimming. I knew my technique would be off because I haven't swam since high school. It was when I made it only halfway across the pool that the lifeguard decided to jump in and save me. I wasn't drowning or struggling. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2019 12:00

Today, I nearly drowned. I was at a wave pool for the first time and stupidly swam out to the deep end. When the waves turned on, I discovered I can't swim in rough water. Despite my yelling, "Help!" and flailing around, the lifeguard paid me no attention. My friend had to save me. FML

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By t - 17/05/2011 03:26

Today, I got a really bad cramp while I was swimming in my neighborhood pool. I started to go under until the lifeguard jumped in and saved me. I guess it would have been great, if I wasn't a fellow lifeguard. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML

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By fat teen - 05/06/2016 23:33 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I decided to get back in shape so I went swimming. I only managed 10 lengths and was completely out of breath. I was so embarrassed that when a lifeguard asked me if I was OK, I made up a story about a leg injury as a reason to leave only 15 minutes after I got in. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By Fish - 19/03/2009 15:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML

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By mytoehurts - 26/06/2015 13:09 - Canada - Ayr

Today, I was at my lifeguarding exam. Everything was going well until I went to 'save' someone and slipped and bellyflopped into the pool. I broke my toe, and the person I was supposed to save ended up saving me instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2017 19:30 - United States - Stony Brook

Today, I went to the university pool. There was this cute lifeguard there, and every time I got out of the water I saw her looking at me, so I walked up to her and asked if everything was OK. She told me she thought I was going to drown. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I tried to impress our swim team coach by doing a complicated backflip from the diving board. I landed face-first in the pool and had to be rescued by the lifeguard, so I guess I won't be going to the Olympics any time soon. FML

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By lifeguard down - 01/08/2010 04:23 - United States

Today, while at work I tripped and fell in the pool while moving a waste basket. I nearly drowned and had to be saved. I don't know which is worse the fact that I nearly drowned or the fact that I'm a lifeguard. FML

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redbluegreen 40

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:25

You must've been doing horribly, because lifeguards usually don't seem to give a **** unless it looks like you're seriously drowning. I don't even know how to swim and I do just fine. This is ridiculous.

electrocandy 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:13

at least he was on top of things

Comments

electrocandy 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:13

at least he was on top of things

HeyitsPheddy 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:18

Why do all the FMLs suck right now? Uh...maybe the lifeguard just thought you were cute?

that_guy_you_are 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:21

I like figs. Gimme more figs for breakfast.

ASUdec 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:25

They just wanted ro give you a little mouth to mouth

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:25

miquonranger03 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:26

you're past high school? then it's unforgivable to screw up grammar like that. "i haven't swum since high school". plus, who the hell cares.

lolfood 24

Sunday 24 June 2012 1:51

Oh, the irony.

polishbears 4

Sunday 28 July 2013 7:16

Swum. Seriously. Why don't you learn some grammar......

iwillreapyou 19

Sunday 3 April 2016 16:45

I believe "swum" is the correct use here.

qwerty105 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:28

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you must be a shit swimmer then

4everftw 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:31

im betting this is bull, i hate ppl who make fake FML tht try to humor ppl, i dont mind if it's fake as long as its funny and if this was real u didnt have top post it, what's so bad about being not abl to swim properly... jeez....

Kttttt 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:44

I didnt know there was a proper teqnuiqe to swimming. I always thought it you stayed above the water by moving you arms/legs, it was swimming.

CryingHowls 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:49

#6, check your own grammar. ur retarded LOL oh and do some reading comprehension. wait, i take that back. learning to read properly is below reading comprehension. he said SWAM! how'd u get SWUM!? and OP, maybe ur just a really really messy swimmer....