By anonymous - 10/06/2009 22:50 - United States

Today, I decided to go swimming. I knew my technique would be off because I haven't swam since high school. It was when I made it only halfway across the pool that the lifeguard decided to jump in and save me. I wasn't drowning or struggling. FML
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redbluegreen 40

You must've been doing horribly, because lifeguards usually don't seem to give a **** unless it looks like you're seriously drowning. I don't even know how to swim and I do just fine. This is ridiculous.

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HeyitsPheddy 0

Why do all the FMLs suck right now? Uh...maybe the lifeguard just thought you were cute?

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that_guy_you_are 0

I like figs. Gimme more figs for breakfast.

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ASUdec 0

They just wanted ro give you a little mouth to mouth

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redbluegreen 40

You must've been doing horribly, because lifeguards usually don't seem to give a **** unless it looks like you're seriously drowning. I don't even know how to swim and I do just fine. This is ridiculous.

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miquonranger03 0

you're past high school? then it's unforgivable to screw up grammar like that. "i haven't swum since high school". plus, who the hell cares.

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polishbears 4

Swum. Seriously. Why don't you learn some grammar......

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iwillreapyou 19

I believe "swum" is the correct use here.

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qwerty105 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you must be a shit swimmer then

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4everftw 0

im betting this is bull, i hate ppl who make fake FML tht try to humor ppl, i dont mind if it's fake as long as its funny and if this was real u didnt have top post it, what's so bad about being not abl to swim properly... jeez....

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Kttttt 0

I didnt know there was a proper teqnuiqe to swimming. I always thought it you stayed above the water by moving you arms/legs, it was swimming.

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CryingHowls 0

#6, check your own grammar. ur retarded LOL oh and do some reading comprehension. wait, i take that back. learning to read properly is below reading comprehension. he said SWAM! how'd u get SWUM!? and OP, maybe ur just a really really messy swimmer....

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