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Show it anywayAgreed
I think they all make the same amount of sense: zero.
such a complicated fml
I don't look down or have weighted thoughts on the Bible, Qur'an, or Torah. They are all equally worthless.
America, I did not have sexual relations with that woman!
Rape is wrong.
It sounds like a Predator storyline lol. Would've made that Mel Gibson movie so much better...
85- The results are in. You are NOT the father.
What the hell is the Qur'an??? It's the Koran dumbass.
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Dafuq? Sounds better than a Jesus freak.
everyone is entitled to their own opinion!
Agreed. People are entitled to believe in anything they want to or not anything at all If you don't believe in anything, then respect the people who do, no matter how strange it sounds. All if not most beliefs systems are supported in their own way.
Not when it's this stupid
You see OPs friends beliefs start a new branch if christianity
Yes, and we have the right to tell them (politely) that they are wrong (unless they have proof).
How can you tell them they are wrong as long as you can't prove the opposite? That's why I never claim god doesn't exist, even though I don't personally believe in him.
Pretty sure the comments are going to be stopped pretty soon. If not, all hail a religion war.
LOVE IT!
If you we're his friend you wouldn't care about what he thinks about Jesus...
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Your right Bitch_Pleez. I actually was going to say "bitch please you think I care?" but you took the words right out of my mouth!
^^ You're** right. It makes it much easier for the readers to understand what you're saying when you spell words correctly. I won't care if you call me a bitch like you did with #17.
I won't call you out. If you can read it and it makes sense, you shouldn't be correcting it, it's not a big deal.
Whoa now. Larping and having a weird/awkward/different view on religion is 2 completely different things that are not tied in any way. Lets try and keep that as such please.
Ah, saying she'll be the earth woman, and he'll play Alien-Jesus? ..Could be fun.
awesome theory..
Are many Americans this weird with religion? :S
No... Wait.... Thats kinda a trick question.
11-I'd say yes. As for the OP, that doesn't sound much crazier than the talking snake and all the other bible myths. Or any other mythology. Is Athena springing from Zeus's head crazier than, say, Jesus born of a virgin mother? 62-def appreciated the Blink 182 reference as well.
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Pretty sure the comments are going to be stopped pretty soon. If not, all hail a religion war.
Actually, that theory makes MORE sense from a biological standpoint than virgin birth.