James
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
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unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stud
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Anonymous
Huntsville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML
Emily
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Username
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML
Lady Vulva
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
LoveMyNewBro
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
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hombrepollo 0
ur still a virgin
Glitterhinoceros 14
Do you happen to be mean, by chance? Because apparently nice guys finish last.
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Tonyy1 0
lol #14
Friaza 29
If I were the OP i'd have yelled "DYNAMIC ENTRY!".
dasfro 2
wow that is really sad, what was she doing beforehand to get you to cum!
harrywestt 0
lolz that's pretty sad. good luck with that
Acaprice14 9
talk to Dr. Hanz Jerkov and ur wang will get used to being surrounded by tight spaces...or lose spaces.
sakforduc 0
its funny how every one here mocks this person as if they've never had a premature moment in their lives. And for the record I've had my moments as well but then again I've had girls that came in under a minute as well. This stuff happens, especially your first time with your dream girl.
Deathhound 27
I agree with you! It's sad how they make fun of him. It's not that bad to be a virgin with 28. Or if he came too early. I bet he was nervous.
sakforduc 0
I can't imagine being a virgin at 28 since I'm not even 28 yet lol. Regardless it's not a bad thing. It just sucks that he'll always have around 10 years less practice at it. I've been sexually active for about 10 years and I had the same issue my first couple times. Eventually you learn to control yourself and you learn the most important rule of all...always ladies first! :)
hellojuicyhello 5
can't say that for most men, they all cum to quick. I dont understand why. there all older then me... and yet they cant keep up with me. hmm mayb it's just me.
pureinsight 0
do the second go in lik 40 minutes. try again dude. you'll definitely have to start off small
pureinsight 0
do the second go in lik 40 minutes. try again dude. you'll definitely have to start off small
tuppencej777 0
I am the woman. And he did lose his virginity (after).
youshitme 9
Great! Was he good? I hope so.
helterskeltersmi 0
so in other words... it doesn't count(: