James
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
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unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stud
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Anonymous
Huntsville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML
Emily
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Username
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML
Lady Vulva
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
LoveMyNewBro
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
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hombrepollo 0
ur still a virgin
Glitterhinoceros 14
Do you happen to be mean, by chance? Because apparently nice guys finish last.
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sarahmd 0
hey, it happens. if it continues to be a problem, there are medicines and methods of training yourself to last longer. if the woman of your dreams is willing, why don't you get better with her? ;)
Havin 19
So much for 50 year old virgin
Havin 19
Oh 40 year old, my bad
Dante17 6
simple..... a clean up and go for it again...... but it happens, just keep on again
zhightower 3
FYL.... you saved your virginity for the woman of your dreams for 28 years only to make a fool of yourself in front of her..... why do you think we have hookers??? for practice!!!! cause practice is the road to excellence
Smarrtt_ass17 0
Yeahh dude don't sayy you lost it.. You didn't.. Sorry. Better luck nexttime
Darklord53 0
you lost your virginity at age 28?
gmc_blossom 21
Yeah, you know there are still some people out there who have respect for themselves when they're young. Not everyone was/is a hormonal teenager who must have sex because they actually think it's an important part of growing up. There are 5 or 6 pregnant girls at my school. Want to know what everyone calls them? ******, yup. ******.
Darklord53 0
I understand having respect, Hell, I'm a virgin, but I don't think I know any adults that age that are virgins.
Dante17 6
don't worry, just keep on OP..
goalie001 0
I think that there is an exercise for that! it's called pelvic thrusting you should do it more often.
horrorfreak79nj 2
I bet this was supposed to be a 'pity/mercy ****' type deal to begin with. Don't waste time letting anyone feed you false hope - you blew it. (you, David Seville & John Arbuckle should all get together & pound back a few root beers upon realizing that life will never get any easier for you.)