ahaha. ah.

Why hello, pointless first comment

Don't worry you'll always be bigger than me

Why? Did you chop off your penis? Are you actually a girl?

I guess the saying is true that if you don't use it, you loos it. Maybe you can convince her that the opposite is true and that if you get to use it more it will get bigger.

there's always a reason behind why people do things.... or in this case, don't do things... hehe

Penis in a pencil sharpener? An unfortunate smelting accident? Did a shark bite it off? Did it get caught in a door?

It's not that your organ is small, you're just not used to playing in city hall dude

And You must be Leslie Chow!

OP knew he had a smalll one. you need more experience than the regular-sized ones. Too bad you have none

Its not about the size of the boat, rather the motion in the ocean.

But too much motion and the small boat would be finished very easily.

you ever tried crossing the Atlantic in a row boat? you may get there but its gona take forever.

#3, if the boat can't even maneuver into the harbor, there won't be any motion at all.

^just as well, a row boat docking at a container ship harbor would be ridiculous.

And if that harbor laughs at you when your boat approaches, then you probably won't be docking very often.

by the looks of it Titanic had to much motion

#73- Too soon

I feel like to an extent that's true... But then in some cases I also feel like that's what little guys say to make them feel better about themselves.

My boat is capsized at the bottom of the Atlantic.

Tell her "Looks like a needle, moves like a sewing machine"

Hopefully there isnt a small craft advisory...

If you don't get destroyed and fail...

He's a virgin, so it's like a blind man in a rowboat trying to crosss the atlantic.

That's just something guys with small dicks say.

True, but you're not gonna get anywhere with a dingy. Also, you wouldn't want the titanic crashing into your harbor.

Apparently his wife disagrees.

If the ocean can't feel the boat the motion is pointless.

Yes!

I agree. Its not the size that matters its how you use it and what you can do with it

Woah dude that really really sucks...you should sit down with her and let her know that it doesn't feel nice at all to be treated like that, she should be more sensitive...that being said, Maybe you can try to go down on her and use toys for the time being?

Kudos to you for using the comments section for something that actually helps!

Like #5 said you really have to talk to your wife. If she loves you she shouldn't have laughed at you. While I respect but disagree with your decision to wait, you should've at least talked about sex and expectations. And if you can't reconcile this, tell her your penis may be small, but everything looks small when compared to the Grand Canyon.

Sorry, OP. You should never be treated like that, especially by someone you love and married. Talk to her, maybe even go in for some family counselling. That was just awful of her and a huge breach of trust.

Or tell her she has a large mouth vagina...

?for time being" before a pienus pump session? ... before a transplant from a jew/african? ... before a sex change operation and the hormone pills op should've been taking the whole time?

I don't think any guy has used toys

Wrong person I guess

Not cool OP. I'm sorry that happened... You two just need to find positions that work. Doggy can get deep so it's good for both of you ;) good luck!

I bet that killed your boner, not that there is any difference there. Sorry OP that was a dickmove, I meant to say that you needle to have a talk to her about what hap-pins when you insult someone like that. I hope she chode a little more respect once she saw she hurt your feelings.

Pun Sandwhich

Anyone hungry? Got some fresh cocktail sausages in them for you guys!

Not hungry, but you're on a roll.

Aw come on Pleo, there was a sausage roll joke just waiting to rear its head right there.

And that's one of the reasons why I don't think waiting with sex until marriage is a good thing.

Because your penis is small?

Waiting has nothing to do with it.

yeah, what happened to OP had nothing to do with him waiting until marriage

True, but if he hadn't waited he would've found out she was an insensitive cow before marrying her.

yeah, if you don't use it, you lose it.

#10, you are right. I can see waiting until you are in a committed relationship to have sex, but I can't see waiting until after the legal bond is formed to do it. I'm amazed that wife had never even seen or touched his penis (even through his pants) and realized it was very small. Their chastity has caused a big problem.

Yes it does, they're sexually (and arguably emotionally) incompatible, and that stayed hidden because they waited. I think waiting until marriage is bullshit. When you buy a car, you take it for a test drive, right?

81 not unless you have insurance

Why not? Did you read the news in the US, there currently are like 172 MILLION people currently being treated for sexually transmitted diseases? Out of a population of 300 million, that is awful. Yeah, I am sure they are glad they didn't wait...and their partners too.

Ever heard of contraception?

Completely agree

I'm guessing that means that she didn't wait along with you? That was cruel and insensitive of her, I'm sorry. My spam folder tells me daily that there is hope for your small package! But, I wouldn't count on it. Just find a woman that fits you perfectly. We don't all want a monster cock. (they are scary looking!)

#13, especially the ones with the googly eyes!

13, I'm glad you mentioned not all women want a huge cock. Some women have small vaginas and are short internally, which is a bad combo when it comes to having sex. It becomes extremely painful for the woman.

No such thing as a vagina that's too small. No penis has ever been bigger than a babys head! There is such a thing as not being relaxed enough though.

They're not referring to elasticity/girth. That's a different story. However, some women are simply built smaller length-wise and one that's too big basically means playing knock-knock with you cervix. NOT FUN. They even have adult products to make up the difference. A man can be too LONG for a woman.

@197 That sounds like it would make child-birth really difficult and would lead to complications. A C-section would probably be the safest choice for these women.

You realize that a baby head only comes out when extreme hormones forces the vagina to dilate and it's a very painful experience.

Use it or lose it, meng.