Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
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Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
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Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
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hombrepollo 0
ur still a virgin
Glitterhinoceros 14
Do you happen to be mean, by chance? Because apparently nice guys finish last.
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Comments (391)
daxter136 0
how is it possible to lose your virginity if you never entered
atldude28 7
ouch bro
xyadove 8
get hard and go for it again! or does that not actually happen...
natmiddlemiss 0
Appearently your still a virgin too!
katialovesfml 0
practice makes perfect but good luck scoring with her again
Dodie__fml 2
shoulda pre-jacked. you would have lasted longer
hellojuicyhello 5
haha! pre jacked!? hahaha
SL33PY_13 4
that is true u should unload tha gun before any firing
melonrind 8
Sounds like you're still a virgin....Did she laugh?
SmittyJA24 26
The first time is always like this for guys. That's why it's best to get this shit out of the way when we're 14 or 15, not 21+.... Don't worry, OP; you'll learn how to make it last.
ReynshineCutting 10
No it's not. My fiancé was almost 23 when he gave me his virginity and he had no problems.
tona01 16
i really don't think that happens a lot, well at least it didn't happen to me
gmc_blossom 21
No, no. It's not good to be little manwhore when 14 or 15.
Xemogirl666X 0
your profile pic scares me
WoWziKi 2
you didn't lose ur virginity then.
mismonroe 0
I think it's as much FHL as it is yours.
Tkao96 0
dude that's embarrassing as hellllll