By Username - 03/01/2011 11:40

Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 861
You deserved it 10 694

Same thing different taste

Top comments

uberletepoon 10

still counts. I just had sex!

Comments

I lost my virginity to a squirter... it's pretty interesting lol especially when she's on top and it puddles where your laying

CokokoLa 0

wait first of all a guy can loose his virginity...and second of all can you loose your virginity if you finger yourself???? lol

No genital to genital contact of opposite sexes. Ha!

@145 Oh my ******* god. You're kidding right? You are 18 years old and still trying to figure out the definition of losing your virginity. That is sad

If you penetrate, then you lost it. Not the best way to kick off your sex life however.

pwincessa23 1

47, what? how other way can a guy lose it then??? I'm curious.

I'm sure it was the best thirty seconds of his life. And she put a bag over his head (still counts).

I bet he called his parents right after.

lol 47 thinks they are not a virgin anymore. sorry but penetration is the only way. go back to school.

sydneydallas 5

64- I bet he cried the whole time.

I just had seeexxx and it felt so good

uberletepoon 10

still counts. I just had sex!

thelittlebeast01 0

everytime lonely island makes a new snl short EVERYONE has to over use it. dick in a box all over again

jessieeatsbrainz 0

WHEN SHE LET ME STICK MAH PENIS INSUDE OF HERRR xD

Stepherrss 0

As long as you still got IN her, it counts, even if it was only for 10 minutes.

RedPillSucks 31

I'm guessing the count was in the 'seconds' category, hence the laughter and the FML. Although he could have missed entirely and ended up f*cking her leg and cumming on her instead of in her. Would that count?

5, is that your tongue or your lips? I seriously can't tell :|

haha damn you 41, it's bugging me to know now too

wolfshadow 4

For first timers, sex barely lasts two minutes.

5 put us out of our misery, I seriously think it's her lower lip.

kateland10 0

it's her tongue just click on the pic and you can see

From far, it looks like a tongue. but as you get closer it looks more like. huge lips

perdix 29

Just like in football, if you penetrate the plane of the goal, it counts. If your performance in any indication, it looks like another long dry spell has begun. So, technically you are no longer living with involuntary virginity, but chronic celibacy is your new problem.

Perdix, I think you should be a sex Ed teacher, lol.

maronofhearts 19

but in that case perdix did he maintain control all the way through the catch? lol

Baaaaaaahahahahahaha that was a good one man!!! I actually lol'd

WOW well I think it does count, but erm.. It was your first time don't beat yourself up over it. But I really think you should have waited until you found a person who you love, because then they wouldn't run off laughing at your first time. Also it would have been better if you let the girl know it was your first time then maybe if she was umm experienced she could have been on top. Well OP better luck next time! :D

pedosmurf 7
RedPillSucks 31

Of course you can always use a time stamp... "I'm a 2011 virgin".... Wait, Hyenas count? Damn. There goes 2011. What about farm animals?

austo97 0

he's saying like ex. to stay a "virgin" you could say I a haven't had sex this year yet. so I'm a 2011 virgin or I haven't this month I'm a January virgin.

anoellem 1

You're trying way too hard

You did way better compared to my first time...... ;-)

o jezz now im afaid to do my boyfriend whos a virgin :-/

oh jeez. just **** his brains out and you'll both be fine.

ya **** him within an inch of his life lol

My first attempt, I didn't even get inside before I came. Second attempt I lasted 3 seconds. After 2 months, I've now beaten the 1 and a half hour mark.

My first attempt, I didn't even get inside before I came. Second attempt I lasted 3 seconds. After 2 months, I've now beaten the 1 and a half hour mark.

My first attempt, I didn't even get inside before I came. Second attempt I lasted 3 seconds. After 2 months, I've now beaten the 1 and a half hour mark.

My first attempt, I didn't even get inside before I came. Second attempt I lasted 3 seconds. After 2 months, I've now beaten the 1 and a half hour mark.