By Username - 03/01/2011 11:40

By Username - 03/01/2011 11:40
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Hookers still count, buddy.
LOL
I lost my virginity to a squirter... it's pretty interesting lol especially when she's on top and it puddles where your laying
sounds like I gotta get a hooker than
No genital to genital contact of opposite sexes. Ha!
@145 Oh my fucking god. You're kidding right? You are 18 years old and still trying to figure out the definition of losing your virginity. That is sad
He's probably not 18
If you penetrate, then you lost it. Not the best way to kick off your sex life however.
you don't necessarily have to penetrate to lose it..
Rude.
getting penetrated?
I'm sure it was the best thirty seconds of his life. And she put a bag over his head (still counts).
63 - that was wonderful xDDDD
I bet he called his parents right after.
lol 47 thinks they are not a virgin anymore. sorry but penetration is the only way. go back to school.
I just had seeexxx and it felt so good
90- Maybe she was racist.
Alone doesn't count...
and it felt so good. haha.
hahga #18
haha @ 4, 18, & 20 not getting the joke!
everytime lonely island makes a new snl short EVERYONE has to over use it. dick in a box all over again
and it feeelt so gooood!
or between her folds
5, is that your tongue or your lips? I seriously can't tell :|
haha damn you 41, it's bugging me to know now too
haha it's totes... tongue?
lips
the bottom "lip" is her tongue
5 put us out of our misery, I seriously think it's her lower lip.
no i think it's her tongue
no no it's her thumb
or 30 seconds... :)
From far, it looks like a tongue. but as you get closer it looks more like. huge lips
Just like in football, if you penetrate the plane of the goal, it counts. If your performance in any indication, it looks like another long dry spell has begun. So, technically you are no longer living with involuntary virginity, but chronic celibacy is your new problem.
Perdix, I think you should be a sex Ed teacher, lol.
REPTAR!!!!!
Lmao ^
Baaaaaaahahahahahaha that was a good one man!!! I actually lol'd
WOW well I think it does count, but erm.. It was your first time don't beat yourself up over it. But I really think you should have waited until you found a person who you love, because then they wouldn't run off laughing at your first time. Also it would have been better if you let the girl know it was your first time then maybe if she was umm experienced she could have been on top. Well OP better luck next time! :D
Of course you can always use a time stamp... "I'm a 2011 virgin".... Wait, Hyenas count? Damn. There goes 2011. What about farm animals?
Wtf?
You did way better compared to my first time...... ;-)
o jezz now im afaid to do my boyfriend whos a virgin :-/
oh jeez. just fuck his brains out and you'll both be fine.
ya fuck him within an inch of his life lol
My first attempt, I didn't even get inside before I came. Second attempt I lasted 3 seconds. After 2 months, I've now beaten the 1 and a half hour mark.
My first attempt, I didn't even get inside before I came. Second attempt I lasted 3 seconds. After 2 months, I've now beaten the 1 and a half hour mark.
My first attempt, I didn't even get inside before I came. Second attempt I lasted 3 seconds. After 2 months, I've now beaten the 1 and a half hour mark.
My first attempt, I didn't even get inside before I came. Second attempt I lasted 3 seconds. After 2 months, I've now beaten the 1 and a half hour mark.
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Hookers still count, buddy.
still counts. I just had sex!