Hookers still count, buddy.

LOL

I lost my virginity to a squirter... it's pretty interesting lol especially when she's on top and it puddles where your laying

sounds like I gotta get a hooker than

than?

wait first of all a guy can loose his virginity...and second of all can you loose your virginity if you finger yourself???? lol

No genital to genital contact of opposite sexes. Ha!

@145 Oh my fucking god. You're kidding right? You are 18 years old and still trying to figure out the definition of losing your virginity. That is sad

He's probably not 18

If you penetrate, then you lost it. Not the best way to kick off your sex life however.

you don't necessarily have to penetrate to lose it..

47, what? how other way can a guy lose it then??? I'm curious.

getting penetrated?

I'm sure it was the best thirty seconds of his life. And she put a bag over his head (still counts).

63 - that was wonderful xDDDD

I bet he called his parents right after.

lol 47 thinks they are not a virgin anymore. sorry but penetration is the only way. go back to school.

64- I bet he cried the whole time.

I just had seeexxx and it felt so good

90- Maybe she was racist.

still counts. I just had sex!

Alone doesn't count...

and it felt so good. haha.

wow no one cares what u do

hahga #18

haha @ 4, 18, & 20 not getting the joke!

everytime lonely island makes a new snl short EVERYONE has to over use it. dick in a box all over again

true 36

WHEN SHE LET ME STICK MAH PENIS INSUDE OF HERRR xD

lmfao

and it feeelt so gooood!

As long as you still got IN her, it counts, even if it was only for 10 minutes.

I'm guessing the count was in the 'seconds' category, hence the laughter and the FML.
Although he could have missed entirely and ended up f*cking her leg and cumming on her
instead of in her. Would that count?

or between her folds

5, is that your tongue or your lips? I seriously can't tell :|

haha damn you 41, it's bugging me to know now too

For first timers, sex barely lasts two minutes.

haha it's totes... tongue?

lips

the bottom "lip" is her tongue

5 put us out of our misery, I seriously think it's her lower lip.

no i think it's her tongue

no no it's her thumb

or 30 seconds... :)

it's her tongue just click on the pic and you can see

From far, it looks like a tongue. but as you get closer it looks more like. huge lips

Just like in football, if you penetrate the plane of the goal, it counts.

If your performance in any indication, it looks like another long dry spell has begun. So, technically you are no longer living with involuntary virginity, but chronic celibacy is your new problem.

Perdix, I think you should be a sex Ed teacher, lol.

but in that case perdix did he maintain control all the way through the catch? lol

REPTAR!!!!!

Lmao ^

Baaaaaaahahahahahaha that was a good one man!!! I actually lol'd

WOW well I think it does count, but erm.. It was your first time don't beat yourself up over it. But I really think you should have waited until you found a person who you love, because then they wouldn't run off laughing at your first time. Also it would have been better if you let the girl know it was your first time then maybe if she was umm experienced she could have been on top. Well OP better luck next time! :D

If it went in you can brag

Of course you can always use a time stamp...
"I'm a 2011 virgin"....
Wait, Hyenas count? Damn. There goes 2011.
What about farm animals?

Wtf?

he's saying like ex. to stay a "virgin" you could say I a haven't had sex this year yet. so I'm a 2011 virgin or I haven't this month I'm a January virgin.

You're trying way too hard

You did way better compared to my first time...... ;-)

o jezz now im afaid to do my boyfriend whos a virgin :-/

oh jeez. just fuck his brains out and you'll both be fine.

ya fuck him within an inch of his life lol

My first attempt, I didn't even get inside before I came. Second attempt I lasted 3 seconds. After 2 months, I've now beaten the 1 and a half hour mark.

My first attempt, I didn't even get inside before I came. Second attempt I lasted 3 seconds. After 2 months, I've now beaten the 1 and a half hour mark.

My first attempt, I didn't even get inside before I came. Second attempt I lasted 3 seconds. After 2 months, I've now beaten the 1 and a half hour mark.

My first attempt, I didn't even get inside before I came. Second attempt I lasted 3 seconds. After 2 months, I've now beaten the 1 and a half hour mark.