By Username - 03/01/2011 11:40

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Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML
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premiermois 5
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Hookers still count, buddy.

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uberletepoon 10

still counts. I just had sex!

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premiermois 5
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Hookers still count, buddy.

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kyarush 10
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I lost my virginity to a squirter... it's pretty interesting lol especially when she's on top and it puddles where your laying

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dumbestdrummer 0
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sounds like I gotta get a hooker than

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Bees_fml 0

than?

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CokokoLa 0

wait first of all a guy can loose his virginity...and second of all can you loose your virginity if you finger yourself???? lol

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xJebu 8
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No genital to genital contact of opposite sexes. Ha!

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supersitter 11
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@145 Oh my fucking god. You're kidding right? You are 18 years old and still trying to figure out the definition of losing your virginity. That is sad

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udderbutter 15
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He's probably not 18

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HesJustTheBest 0
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If you penetrate, then you lost it. Not the best way to kick off your sex life however.

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ShadowPunkChick 1
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you don't necessarily have to penetrate to lose it..

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pwincessa23 1

47, what? how other way can a guy lose it then??? I'm curious.

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TXjuggalo972 6
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getting penetrated?

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ygdrassil 17
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I'm sure it was the best thirty seconds of his life. And she put a bag over his head (still counts).

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crazycornn 0
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63 - that was wonderful xDDDD

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Jordin_525 0
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I bet he called his parents right after.

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vettle 6
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lol 47 thinks they are not a virgin anymore. sorry but penetration is the only way. go back to school.

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sydneydallas 5

64- I bet he cried the whole time.

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kimd93 0
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I just had seeexxx and it felt so good

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MyPaperHeart 0
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90- Maybe she was racist.

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uberletepoon 10

still counts. I just had sex!

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TomasT 0
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Alone doesn't count...

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TheCass_ 3
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and it felt so good. haha.

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thelittlebeast01 0

wow no one cares what u do

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KupkakeKitten 8
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haha @ 4, 18, & 20 not getting the joke!

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sixtimessix 0
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everytime lonely island makes a new snl short EVERYONE has to over use it. dick in a box all over again

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spade1997 0

true 36

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jessieeatsbrainz 0

WHEN SHE LET ME STICK MAH PENIS INSUDE OF HERRR xD

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GwenBites 0

lmfao

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ichikibobivopula 0
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and it feeelt so gooood!

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Stepherrss 0

As long as you still got IN her, it counts, even if it was only for 10 minutes.

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RedPillSucks 31

I'm guessing the count was in the 'seconds' category, hence the laughter and the FML. Although he could have missed entirely and ended up f*cking her leg and cumming on her instead of in her. Would that count?

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KoRnLeader 0
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or between her folds

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urdirtyolduncle 15
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5, is that your tongue or your lips? I seriously can't tell :|

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katgurl 13
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haha damn you 41, it's bugging me to know now too

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wolfshadow 4

For first timers, sex barely lasts two minutes.

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TheCass_ 3
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haha it's totes... tongue?

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foxhuntr 0
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the bottom "lip" is her tongue

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AjaxF 0
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5 put us out of our misery, I seriously think it's her lower lip.

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stunner_steph 0
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no i think it's her tongue

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ichikibobivopula 0
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no no it's her thumb

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greekgal44 14
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or 30 seconds... :)

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kateland10 0

it's her tongue just click on the pic and you can see

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musicfreak9821 6
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From far, it looks like a tongue. but as you get closer it looks more like. huge lips

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perdix 29

Just like in football, if you penetrate the plane of the goal, it counts. If your performance in any indication, it looks like another long dry spell has begun. So, technically you are no longer living with involuntary virginity, but chronic celibacy is your new problem.

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Zmeilerr 22
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Perdix, I think you should be a sex Ed teacher, lol.

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maronofhearts 19

but in that case perdix did he maintain control all the way through the catch? lol

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joethemaggio 0
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Baaaaaaahahahahahaha that was a good one man!!! I actually lol'd

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CMC_LOVES_MGM 19
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WOW well I think it does count, but erm.. It was your first time don't beat yourself up over it. But I really think you should have waited until you found a person who you love, because then they wouldn't run off laughing at your first time. Also it would have been better if you let the girl know it was your first time then maybe if she was umm experienced she could have been on top. Well OP better luck next time! :D

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pedosmurf 7

If it went in you can brag

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RedPillSucks 31

Of course you can always use a time stamp... "I'm a 2011 virgin".... Wait, Hyenas count? Damn. There goes 2011. What about farm animals?

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austo97 0

he's saying like ex. to stay a "virgin" you could say I a haven't had sex this year yet. so I'm a 2011 virgin or I haven't this month I'm a January virgin.

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anoellem 1

You're trying way too hard

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xnox 6
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You did way better compared to my first time...... ;-)

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xxpinkroczxxx 0
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o jezz now im afaid to do my boyfriend whos a virgin :-/

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phatdaddy62 23
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oh jeez. just fuck his brains out and you'll both be fine.

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kyarush 10
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ya fuck him within an inch of his life lol

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breadfuck 0
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My first attempt, I didn't even get inside before I came. Second attempt I lasted 3 seconds. After 2 months, I've now beaten the 1 and a half hour mark.

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breadfuck 0
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My first attempt, I didn't even get inside before I came. Second attempt I lasted 3 seconds. After 2 months, I've now beaten the 1 and a half hour mark.

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breadfuck 0
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My first attempt, I didn't even get inside before I came. Second attempt I lasted 3 seconds. After 2 months, I've now beaten the 1 and a half hour mark.

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breadfuck 0
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My first attempt, I didn't even get inside before I came. Second attempt I lasted 3 seconds. After 2 months, I've now beaten the 1 and a half hour mark.

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