James
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
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unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stud
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Anonymous
Huntsville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML
Emily
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Username
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML
Lady Vulva
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
LoveMyNewBro
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
Top comments
hombrepollo 0
ur still a virgin
Glitterhinoceros 14
Do you happen to be mean, by chance? Because apparently nice guys finish last.
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Comments (391)
cuddlebunny3548 11
aww you saved it all those years just for her :)
upyoursmo 0
you're dumb. you're still a virgin.
JennaMason 6
haha exactly! guys, he didn't really have sex with her ... which goes back to my previous comment. (VIRGIN 4 LIFE)
ferndo33 9
how do you know he didnt enter after ejaculating?
JSylvestre 6
well, you can't really say you lost your virginity. maybe next time will be more successful!
jloldude2 0
F!U!C!K! your life
MsJoyfull 4
it could be worse. At least you're not forty, with a toy collection.
noodles1691 3
of course you did! losing your virginity rarely goes the way you want it to, whether you're 18 or 28! chin up though, most women would be flattered, especially if you can carry on ;)
ahoyajee 3
so did she enjoy it?
MsJoyfull 4
OP should practice with warm apple pie....... or a prostitute that charges by the second.
ardencred 7
mulligan?
DawnMarie11 0
not everyone has to lose their virginity at 13, some people like to save that for someone special, so it seems like the DUMBASSES are every single person who is picking on someone who saved his virginity for someone who he cares about.
snickerbby 0
Finally someone with some sense :)