Today, my boyfriend emotionally proposed over dinner, and I said yes. Soon after he left, he tweeted, "I just fucked up...." and a few minutes later called me and claimed the proposal was a prank. FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I was tired of waiting for him to propose. It turns out he was going to propose and had the ring and everything, but I fucked it all up. FML
Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a "Will you marry me?" cake out, with candles and sparklers. I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming ,"Yes!" and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. They hadn't. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
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General_Cool 24
He obviously thinks your relationship is joke, so you either need to talk or leave.
MariaGiovanni 25
Honestly I would dump him because that's ridiculously immature. Marriage is a lifelong commitment and very emotional and for him to not only make it into a prank but to publicly post on social media is ridiculous.
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Comments (82)
General_Cool 24
He obviously thinks your relationship is joke, so you either need to talk or leave.
mds9986 24
I don't think he thinks the relationship is a joke. I think he freaked out over the commitment and backed off. Maybe he just needs more time. Marriage is a huge thing.
Alexandria79 22
maybe not the relationship but definitely he has no regard for her feelings.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Not necessarily. He might've thought it was the right thing to do at the moment, but later regretted it. What he did was stupid, no doubt, doesn't mean they have no regard for their partner's feelings.
Elban 20
That or he had another girl that he really liked finally spill about how it was so bad he is off the market and now doesn't wanna limit his options
Iwannarock1 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
If you follow your boyfriend in Twitter,you might be a redneck.
maryoo7 11
you're boyfriend is a douche and i hope you dump him
Stroothoes 7
Your*
fredyjabe_fml 15
Fellow grammar nazi.
lexred 30
What a piece of no life shit he is! That's a red flag for you though
xXAHXx112 13
what an insensitive thing to do, playing with your emotions like that. you and him seriously need a talk about your relationship. you deserve better than that. sorry OP
NoBothersForMe 29
Tweet that you've been ******* up for some time now (no idea how long your relationship has lasted) then call him and say dating him has been a prank
MariaGiovanni 25
Honestly I would dump him because that's ridiculously immature. Marriage is a lifelong commitment and very emotional and for him to not only make it into a prank but to publicly post on social media is ridiculous.
deitcocaine 14
What a ******* asshole break up with him, no one deserves for that to happen to someone.
Levi2411 41
If he wants to play it that way, ask him if the relationship is a prank too. Then promptly suggest to end the prank on your own terms. Maybe next time he'll think before he "*****" up.
Mathalamus 24
In what universe is this considered acceptable? Or any prank, actually.
mixximoo 24
He obviously has commitment issues. You deserve better op