I wonder how long it'll take you to realize that nobody likes people who have to stick "first" in their comment.

I do.

I wonder how much money they're losing through this paper route. (Surely the cost of petrol trumps any money this kid is making.)

Why do people write "first" as if it was an accomplishment? It's retarded, and just highlights the fact that your life is so goddamn empty that you actually view being the first to reply as an accomplishment. I have two words for you: An hero.

You're just mad you weren't first. x)

First......................of all, kudos for planting your face on the road and not taking the coward's way out and tucking and rolling. Secondly, it is your paper route, quit Bitching, get your piece of shit bicycle out and do it yourself! Your dad was probably thinking, "I'll teach this Lazy Fuck!"

I wonder how long it will take u to realize that I don't care who cares if people on the internet don't like me I dont no u

LOL word.

I actually suffered something similar. It's not that big of a deal. It's hard to tell whether someone's fallen out of a car, even if you're in the middle of a conversation...

easy chris henry...

fuck off losers all he said was first...your just jealous

I agree with #4 it's just obnoxious. and this is quite halarious fyl

I actually walk, and deliver around 175 papers. Its a good workout, and I don't lose a single cent of the fifteen dollars a day I make. =]

damn right! also next time you're walking behind him "don't realize" you sped up and knock his ass down!