Paperboy on Commodore 64

By Xero_316 - 05/11/2009 21:33 - Canada

Today, I was doing my paper route. I throw the papers onto people's driveways while sitting on the back of my dad's truck. To be funny my dad decided to suddenly speed up, causing me to fall off the back of the truck, face first onto the road. He didn't realize I fell off and kept driving. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 590
You deserved it 4 282

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I hope nothing is broken. That had to hurt like a mother fucker.

First......................of all, kudos for planting your face on the road and not taking the coward's way out and tucking and rolling. Secondly, it is your paper route, quit Bitching, get your piece of shit bicycle out and do it yourself! Your dad was probably thinking, "I'll teach this Lazy Fuck!"

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first. wow that sucks. I wonder how long it took him to realize that u fell out of the car...

I wonder how long it'll take you to realize that nobody likes people who have to stick "first" in their comment.

I wonder how much money they're losing through this paper route. (Surely the cost of petrol trumps any money this kid is making.)

Why do people write "first" as if it was an accomplishment? It's retarded, and just highlights the fact that your life is so goddamn empty that you actually view being the first to reply as an accomplishment. I have two words for you: An hero.

You're just mad you weren't first. x)

First......................of all, kudos for planting your face on the road and not taking the coward's way out and tucking and rolling. Secondly, it is your paper route, quit Bitching, get your piece of shit bicycle out and do it yourself! Your dad was probably thinking, "I'll teach this Lazy Fuck!"

I wonder how long it will take u to realize that I don't care who cares if people on the internet don't like me I dont no u

I actually suffered something similar. It's not that big of a deal. It's hard to tell whether someone's fallen out of a car, even if you're in the middle of a conversation...

easy chris henry...

fuck off losers all he said was first...your just jealous

I agree with #4 it's just obnoxious. and this is quite halarious fyl

I hope nothing is broken. That had to hurt like a mother fucker.

... what are you doing in the back of his truck? That must cost more than you earn - do what everybody else does, and get a sodding bike.

I actually walk, and deliver around 175 papers. Its a good workout, and I don't lose a single cent of the fifteen dollars a day I make. =]

Parental FAIL. Sorry, OP. I'm sure your dad feels bad about it, though. That sounds like a heck of a lot of pain. Don't be mad at your dad, though. Start living by these words: "Don't get angry, get even." ;] mwahahahaha

damn right! also next time you're walking behind him "don't realize" you sped up and knock his ass down!

that sucks about your dad, but honestly he's lucky all that happened was he got cut i fell off my bike onto the road and didnt remember who i was for 12 hours as a result of a concussion

lmao ur pops is cool

god, that's awful. WTF was he thinking?

number 2 dont act like you havent put "first" in a comment you whitty bitch, give the guy a break dick

Hate it when that happens! Oh well, just try again next week!

grr posted twice D :