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yeah serious, how old are you?
So you've been getting some daily for months? FML how?
ok #31, if something like that did happen, they wouldnt be posting their story telling everyone. and if they are really young they shouldnt be on FML anyway
yeah, but honestly, kids are doing a lot of things they shouldn't be. So, yes, a child could very possibly have an account on here. And just because they didn't post this huge traumatic story doesn't mean it didn't happen. It could have very well happened and this person could still be feeling insecure about sleeping with their mom when they don't have reason to be.
#186 Wow, how mature. Some people have had terrible things happen to them, and then they have a certain fear of that kind of thing: like the dark. Now, this may not have happened, but you're just being an ass for that. It's okay to have a phobia of the dark, even when you're older.
189- Yeah.... I've been scared to sleep alone for awhile because I have sleep paralysis and In afraid I'm gonna die because I can't wake up or move....
Wow, how old are you?
yeah serious, how old are you?
Yeah really seriously, how old are you?
Yeah yeah, really REALLY seriously, how old are you!!!11
Yeah yeah yeah REALLY REALLY how old are you?
He is old enough to post an FML and this is therefore PATHETIC
It's a she!!!!! Dumbass!
@ 32: Im American, 5'9", 125lbs( 50kg i think) and have never eaten a big mac. Next time only make fat American jokes if they're related to the FML
really really REALLY important how old you are?!
you are dumb and gay
You combo breakers! >:(
I agree with 59. I create my first combo and it gets destroyed quickly.
so sad what people do these days...
I agree with 56. tacos are an important topic
Uh...
56 I like pink tacos.
amen!
#32: speak for yourself you ******* retard, you had to be on a computer to post that in the first place. so shut the **** up you pathetic peice of writhing shit!!! god damn it I hope your whole ******* family dies and your ******* dick rots off!!!
harsh? I'm not even American and I thought # 32's comment was mean. but the way you Americans respond isn't that nice either. oh and BTW CANADA FTW!!1!1!!
#41, why do you assume he's British? Most countries actually hate Americans. BTW, I'm not British
wow ur a dumbass 32 gtfo of fml!
Nor have I. Stop thinking of us as fat, incompetent slobs. Seriously, I would rather be a stereotypical retired Marine or a stereotypical Southern lawman i than a stereotypical American. All three of these stereotypes annoy the hell out of me, but the first is obviously he worst for me.
agree with #96 I am in highschool and upuntill a year or 2 ago my sister and I still slept with my mom sometimes, especially if my dad was away. I still will sometimes fall asleep in there while watching tv with my mom.
32, not all of us are fat. a lot of people are fat cuz they eat when they're sad and get made fun of when thyre fat. just cuz there aren't a lot of fat people in your country doesn't mean you gotta bitch at americans
32 Get a life and stop telling other people what to do with there's **** off.
cuz america's retarded lol. I know that and I live here.
192- Your just jealous of the fact that Canada is also the safest country in the world.
Hmmm I wonder how old OP is.
I'm 10 too, want to have butsecs?
butsecs!!
174 isn't funny
i to slept with my parents until i turned 12
wincest.
umm.. okay? what's the fml here, that you're a baby?
I wish this would have ended in, " Im (age). FML."
How you not haven't been IN your bedroom for month- did you move everything out of there too?
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Wow, how old are you?
I do not understand why you would have the urge to announce something like this to the world.