FML : Today, I had pancakes for breakfast, and without realizing it, I got syrup in my hair. After breakfast, I went to straighten my hair, only to burn the...

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Today, I had pancakes for breakfast, and without realizing it, I got syrup in my hair. After breakfast, I went to straighten my hair, only to burn the syrup and have it get stuck in my hair. There was no time to shower and it smelled. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By maddy / Sunday 28 February 2010 17:10 / United States

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By musicalibrary | 4

#901715 - Sunday 28 February 2010 23:05

Try your best not to attract ants.

By Tamara2011 | 0

#901744 - Sunday 28 February 2010 23:14

Hey that's a good way to attract guy ;)
they know that you should taste good in the future.... lol

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By musicalibrary | 4

#901715 - Sunday 28 February 2010 23:05

Try your best not to attract ants.

killerviral | 0

#901738 - Sunday 28 February 2010 23:13

wait so you have no time to shower but u have enough time to get on your computer and post this fml fuck you and ur lies

twirlingqueen4u | 0

#901758 - Sunday 28 February 2010 23:18

Wow smart one dumbass lol cut that part off

reyemrein | 0

#901794 - Sunday 28 February 2010 23:35

Let the special kids lick your hair clean.

WordsOfHope | 0

#901796 - Sunday 28 February 2010 23:36

@killerviral he/she obviously posted at a diff time?

deathcab7 | 0

#901803 - Sunday 28 February 2010 23:37

or just wash that part off in some water. not too hard to do

strandedinalimo | 0

#901883 - Monday 1 March 2010 0:25

Pile on the perfume!

Tahsis | 4

#901885 - Monday 1 March 2010 0:28

Then why use present tense? Duh. Learn english.

Tahsis | 4

#901889 - Monday 1 March 2010 0:30

Then why use present tense? Duh. Learn english.

ImaginaryFoe | 0

#901892 - Monday 1 March 2010 0:33

You really don't have time to rinse the syrupy part off in the sink and re-style that one section?

messinax33 | 0

#901903 - Monday 1 March 2010 0:39

yeah, really, you can't shower bit you can post this ?

DGross | 8

#901974 - Monday 1 March 2010 1:08

At least it was only syrup

... darn dirty mind... leave me alone...

talkalot_360 | 1

#902150 - Monday 1 March 2010 1:36

#14 she probabky posted this l8er in the day

woofis | 0

#902251 - Monday 1 March 2010 2:00

dumbass y would u do that?

iheart655 | 0

#902256 - Monday 1 March 2010 2:02

@SuicideDinosaur..youu aree superr cuutee(;

iCanMakeYoBEDROC_fml | 0

#902545 - Monday 1 March 2010 3:50

maybe she posted this AFTER she
got back. dumbass.

M4V3R1CKR13 | 0

#902614 - Monday 1 March 2010 4:10

#14 so true! 

Tahsis | 4

#902716 - Monday 1 March 2010 4:44

Exactly, posting on this takes a good 5 minutes, you could have taken a shower. And if you actually did write this after the event, you should have said "there wasn't".

MZHUNIDEW13 | 0

#902955 - Monday 1 March 2010 5:34

All I CAN SAY IS.................how in the hell did you syrup on your hair!?!?

MZHUNIDEW13 | 0

#902970 - Monday 1 March 2010 5:36

I. mean how did u get syrup in your hair excuse me sorry I missed that word lol

honestlove11 | 0

#902978 - Monday 1 March 2010 5:37

yeah 5 minutes to SHOWER.. oh gee I guess she will skip getting dressed and re-putting make up on? hmm.. I'm seeing a bit more time than 5 minutes needed, smart one.

jamiebuczko | 0

#903005 - Monday 1 March 2010 5:40

lmfao 77

tweetbaby14 | 17

#903216 - Monday 1 March 2010 6:14

how do you get syrup in your hair of all places? were you holding the bottle over your head, leaning over your plate, or did you just do it on purpose because you wanted attention?

UberFail79 | 0

#903464 - Monday 1 March 2010 7:15

The Grammar Nazis have a message for you: "Spell out your words. We know where you live." Huh. I wouldn't want to be in your shoes right now, buddy,

kaleid0scopeEyes | 0

#903508 - Monday 1 March 2010 7:32

Don't worry, the grammar nazi's never leave their dimly lit computer rooms; the real world scares them. You are safe.

AmberAnodyne | 0

#903534 - Monday 1 March 2010 7:56

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING.

o0XMzMayX0o | 0

#903536 - Monday 1 March 2010 7:57

really? that's going to ruin ur life??

I'm a girl and that has happens and I van usually fix it with hair products and perfume.

izziieB | 0

#903600 - Monday 1 March 2010 8:33

she couldve posted it later in the day bit as if she was saying it earlier. And posting an FML doesn't exactly take very long.

raygonewild | 0

#904283 - Monday 1 March 2010 15:37

I wanted to say that. fml for making me read this

ohSNAPyall | 26

#904526 - Monday 1 March 2010 16:59

You're probably going to have to cut it out anyway.

Smiz | 0

#970878 - Tuesday 30 March 2010 4:56

how the hell did you get syrup in your hair?

By zZPedobearZz | 0

#901717 - Sunday 28 February 2010 23:05

ouch that must hurt :(

STICKY BLACK STUFF :O

Pearljammer001 | 0

#901727 - Sunday 28 February 2010 23:10

that's nasty

Rawr0_oRawr0_o | 0

#901736 - Sunday 28 February 2010 23:12

lol

killerviral | 0

#901749 - Sunday 28 February 2010 23:15

so you have the time to post this fml but you can't take a shower fuck u and ur lies

By clumsyjazzy | 0

#901718 - Sunday 28 February 2010 23:06

wow that sucks!! it'll be okay!

anorexicbarbie | 8

#901750 - Sunday 28 February 2010 23:16

did someone say my name? *fist pumps* unhsuunhsuhunhsuhunsuh

SpaceCoyote | 0

#901896 - Monday 1 March 2010 0:34

nice.

By Plasmolyze | 0

#901720 - Sunday 28 February 2010 23:07

pancakes with jam is better :D

ravensunnyd | 0

#901819 - Sunday 28 February 2010 23:52

I like mine whith peanut butter or chocolat chips if I don't have syrup

honestlove11 | 0

#902874 - Monday 1 March 2010 5:27

uhhmm for one, she JUST straightened her hair, also shower= 10-20 mins to wash/get out/dressed/REdo hair. since when does posting an fml take that long? so yeah. she DID have time to post instead of shower. shut it.

By paperisuseful | 0

#901723 - Sunday 28 February 2010 23:10

lol

By nomnommonster | 0

#901728 - Sunday 28 February 2010 23:11

mmm, sounds lip-smacking good.

denbeste | 3

#901915 - Monday 1 March 2010 0:44

The most erotic smell for men in general would be vanilla.

unpossible | 26

#901935 - Monday 1 March 2010 0:54

I think you mean bacon. :P

TrinityisLife | 22

#902419 - Monday 1 March 2010 3:04

Makin' bacon!

Zills | 0

#902807 - Monday 1 March 2010 5:08

Actually according to manswers it's pumpkin pie.

MadPercussion | 0

#903295 - Monday 1 March 2010 6:33

mMmMm

By manhattankidd | 0

#901732 - Sunday 28 February 2010 23:12

Ooh sounds very good!

By Tamara2011 | 0

#901744 - Sunday 28 February 2010 23:14

Hey that's a good way to attract guy ;)
they know that you should taste good in the future.... lol

ImaginaryFoe | 0

#901899 - Monday 1 March 2010 0:35

Are you serious, #36 or are you bein ironic?

DGross | 8

#901978 - Monday 1 March 2010 1:10

Like a Boss!!

DGross | 8

#902033 - Monday 1 March 2010 1:20

shit wrong FML...

kayvan | 8

#902271 - Monday 1 March 2010 2:07

Is engleash your turd languish?

swimchic007 | 0

#902992 - Monday 1 March 2010 5:39

no...it makes perfect sense, she just doesnt have an "a" between attract and guy.
obviously you dont read that well if you didnt pick that up and thought it wasnt her first language.....