wait so you have no time to shower but u have enough time to get on your computer and post this fml fuck you and ur lies

Wow smart one dumbass lol cut that part off

Let the special kids lick your hair clean.

@killerviral he/she obviously posted at a diff time?

or just wash that part off in some water. not too hard to do

Pile on the perfume!

Then why use present tense? Duh. Learn english.

Then why use present tense? Duh. Learn english.

You really don't have time to rinse the syrupy part off in the sink and re-style that one section?

yeah, really, you can't shower bit you can post this ?

At least it was only syrup ... darn dirty mind... leave me alone...

#14 she probabky posted this l8er in the day

dumbass y would u do that?

@SuicideDinosaur..youu aree superr cuutee(;

maybe she posted this AFTER she got back. dumbass.

#14 so true! 

Exactly, posting on this takes a good 5 minutes, you could have taken a shower. And if you actually did write this after the event, you should have said "there wasn't".

All I CAN SAY IS.................how in the hell did you syrup on your hair!?!?

I. mean how did u get syrup in your hair excuse me sorry I missed that word lol

yeah 5 minutes to SHOWER.. oh gee I guess she will skip getting dressed and re-putting make up on? hmm.. I'm seeing a bit more time than 5 minutes needed, smart one.

lmfao 77

how do you get syrup in your hair of all places? were you holding the bottle over your head, leaning over your plate, or did you just do it on purpose because you wanted attention?

The Grammar Nazis have a message for you: "Spell out your words. We know where you live." Huh. I wouldn't want to be in your shoes right now, buddy,

Don't worry, the grammar nazi's never leave their dimly lit computer rooms; the real world scares them. You are safe.

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING.

really? that's going to ruin ur life?? I'm a girl and that has happens and I van usually fix it with hair products and perfume.

she couldve posted it later in the day bit as if she was saying it earlier. And posting an FML doesn't exactly take very long.

I wanted to say that. fml for making me read this

You're probably going to have to cut it out anyway.

how the hell did you get syrup in your hair?

that's nasty

lol

so you have the time to post this fml but you can't take a shower fuck u and ur lies

did someone say my name? *fist pumps* unhsuunhsuhunhsuhunsuh

nice.

I like mine whith peanut butter or chocolat chips if I don't have syrup

uhhmm for one, she JUST straightened her hair, also shower= 10-20 mins to wash/get out/dressed/REdo hair. since when does posting an fml take that long? so yeah. she DID have time to post instead of shower. shut it.

The most erotic smell for men in general would be vanilla.

I think you mean bacon. :P

Makin' bacon!

Actually according to manswers it's pumpkin pie.

mMmMm

Are you serious, #36 or are you bein ironic?

Like a Boss!!

shit wrong FML...

Is engleash your turd languish?

no...it makes perfect sense, she just doesnt have an "a" between attract and guy. obviously you dont read that well if you didnt pick that up and thought it wasnt her first language.....

91-English* language*