Today, I had to clean out my room because I was having a sleepover. Only, I've not been in here for months since I've spent every night in my mom's room because I'm too scared to sleep alone. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML
Today, I have been trying to stop sleeping during the day, so I decided to clean my room to keep myself awake. Four hours later, I woke up on the floor. FML
Today, despite the fact that I live with my parents and pay rent, my mom decided the best spot for my brother, his wife and one-year-old son was my bedroom. So I'm sleeping on the couch, because it would, "take too long to clean her room." FML
Today, I spent the day cleaning my apartment because my parents are visiting on Monday. I finally finished at midnight and went to bed exhausted. Then my mother called to say they couldn't make it after all. FML
Today, I was feeling too tired because I couldn't sleep last night, due to my mother's snoring. Since I stayed with both my parents and my sister in a small town for a vacation, I requested to sleep in separate rooms because my mother's snoring is disgustingly loud. She refused, and called me a crybaby. FML
Today, I cleaned my room, which I’d been putting off for ages. Halfway through, I sat down “just for a second” to check my phone. Two hours later, I was still scrolling, surrounded by half-sorted piles of stuff. When my roommate walked in and asked if I was reorganizing or giving up, I didn’t know. FML
Today, I realized the only reason my mom trusts me to stay home alone for long periods of time is because I don't have enough friends to throw a party. FML
Today, I had to share my room with my cousin while she stayed over. I let her take my bed while I slept on the floor. Not only do my back and neck hurt, but I had to clean vomit out of my hair. Apparently, she "wasn't feeling well" last night. FML
Today, I hired out a motel room so I could stay there by myself and lie to my mother and grandmother about having friends. This is the third time. FML
Today, I learned that one should not sleep with their roommate's friends, especially the ones that never go home. I spent the whole weekend in my room just to avoid the awkwardness. FML
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beastly35 0
Wow, how old are you?
lenavis 0
I do not understand why you would have the urge to announce something like this to the world.
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Comments (209)
Maht_fml 0
this isn't the kind of stuff you should admit on the Internet.....
purplemnm 9
hey guys...maybe she lives in a bad neighborhood and feels unsafe. when I lived downtown I was so afraid to be away from my mom coz she was my life and I would be devastated if I lost her. I was THAT afraid of my own home. and even though we moved I was so traumatized that I still check in on my mom every few hours at night to make sure she was ok...so think about that before you go calling her immature.
WordsOfHope 0
tl;dr
Haha_oh_wait 4
I lived in downtown san Antonio and had to sleep outside so living in a bad neighberhood shouldn't affect your sleep
EllyH 0
You have a problem. Well, your mother too...
YOUbeTROLLIN 0
Scared to sleep alone = someone in dire need of a teddy bear.... lawll
Deemon_Cat 0
Call me what you want (to everyone that's not the OP) but I sympathize with her. When I was like 14 I couldn't sleep alone either. It happens. There's obviously something bothering OP that she needs to take care of or maybe it could be hormones, it's more normal for hormonal changes in females to affect them and sometimes get insomnia or whatever, and I'm sure that OP and me aren't the only people that have had similar problems. I guess it just doesn't happen to that many people but it doesn't mean that it only happens to immature people.
Sens317 0
how old are you? 6? u must still wet the bed?
Nickel05 15
haha i actually said "What are you, 6?" when i read the fml, then looked at the comments and saw that someone had already said 6 lol
lottaluv 0
haha right sane here
SithHunter09 2
you people all ******* disgust me. read some of the other comments people have been posting. it could be something that happened to them far back in their life that mentally scarred them. it could be something psychological. I'm sure all of you have had some sort of bad experience in your past which has affected you ever since. BACK THE **** OFF!!!!!
ANTONKR 0
What, r u afraid someone is gonna rape or try to kill ya. But they still will if you sleep next to your mother.
nikestorm 0
hey **** you doughnuts are awsome lol