By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 052
You deserved it 104 297

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Shadydeals 0

YDI Dont **** around with your cat like that.


victoria4161993 0

you scared the shit out of your cat

"I thought it would be funny to..." Yeah, I can tell just by that sentence that YDI

lol'ed at this comment!! but op thts wat u deserve. dont scare ur cat. tht gives them the chance to run. actually, dont get the cat in the first place. ! dogs rule!!

******** while running away after being scared is a reflex common among mammals. The extraction of feces at high velocity provides a considerable speed boost the same way that throwing a rock would push you backwards sightly. Additionally, by removing the feces from the body, the animal becomes more lightweight and is able to flee with ease. A related, though separate phenomenon common to homosapiens, is where they make up arbitrary factoids related to a topic being discussed for humoristic effect, regardless of their accuracy.

Shadydeals 0

YDI Dont **** around with your cat like that.

lilhedz 0

really? I laughed my ass off when I read this fml

burrito_supreme 0

I laughed, so effing hard. LOL.

Chocolate_Chunk 2

If you're too much of a pussy to spell "*******", don't include the word in your sentences.

LordVoldemort6 0

Heh. Pussy. This FML is about a cat....

slowflake 0

that is so nasty...i guess you know not to scare your cat ever again.

Hahaha I just burst out laughing when i read this. that just made my day, and YDI :)

OP's post is the funniest thing I have ever read.

teebonehead 0

Serves you right ! Karma is a bitch !

NickelPhosphate 0

LMAO Way to go, YDI haha! Don't be mean to your pets.