Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML
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FBIWarning
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Scared shitless?
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Shadydeals
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YDI Dont fuck around with your cat like that.
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FBIWarning
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Scared shitless?
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My2864
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1# win11!!
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victoria4161993
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you scared the shit out of your cat
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grace9856
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"I thought it would be funny to..." Yeah, I can tell just by that sentence that YDI
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bobnorris
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I did that to a dog once
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Technocidal
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karma, amirite?
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HahaHillarious1
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lol'ed at this comment!! but op thts wat u deserve. dont scare ur cat. tht gives them the chance to run. actually, dont get the cat in the first place. ! dogs rule!!
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Carebear423
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*insert bad pussy jokes here*
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NeatNit
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Shitting while running away after being scared is a reflex common among mammals. The extraction of feces at high velocity provides a considerable speed boost the same way that throwing a rock would push you backwards sightly. Additionally, by removing the feces from the body, the animal becomes more lightweight and is able to flee with ease.
A related, though separate phenomenon common to homosapiens, is where they make up arbitrary factoids related to a topic being discussed for humoristic effect, regardless of their accuracy.
A related, though separate phenomenon common to homosapiens, is where they make up arbitrary factoids related to a topic being discussed for humoristic effect, regardless of their accuracy.
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Shadydeals
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YDI Dont fuck around with your cat like that.
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lilhedz
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really? I laughed my ass off when I read this fml
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cselby
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thats karma baby
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wet24_7
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haha lick that shit up YDI
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burrito_supreme
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I laughed, so effing hard.
LOL.
LOL.
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bballer8
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me too. it made my day
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Chocolate_Chunk
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If you're too much of a pussy to spell "fucking", don't include the word in your sentences.
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LordVoldemort6
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Heh. Pussy. This FML is about a cat....
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slowflake
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that is so nasty...i guess you know not to scare your cat ever again.
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shameonmedude
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Pussies are afraid of you huh?
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Dutchie2010
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Hahaha I just burst out laughing when i read this.
that just made my day, and YDI :)
that just made my day, and YDI :)
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jessie996
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OP's post is the funniest thing I have ever read.
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teebonehead
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Serves you right ! Karma is a bitch !
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NickelPhosphate
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LMAO
Way to go, YDI haha! Don't be mean to your pets.
Way to go, YDI haha! Don't be mean to your pets.