So you're what, like 12 years old?

I’m guessing you can’t pass this off as the OTHER kind of wet dream?

Are you serious or taking the piss? Was he pissed off? Did he say urine trouble?

Bladder problems are no joke, they can dampen the mood.

You marked your territory! Savage!

Now, no other girl will jump in your man’s bed!

It could be worse. At least you didn't shit the bed. Or turn his sheets into the Japanese flag.

Aww looks like you got a WEE bit too excited. It’s alright OP!

Nervousness or being in a new environment can kind of trigger things like that...issue is why?

Had you been drinking? Or do you think it was some sort of weird anxiety symptom or reaction? Most important, how’d he react? If he chuckled and blew it off, he may be worth keeping around for a while.

Only a decade? Ew.