Miscellaneous: Today, I had to clean out my room because I was having a sleepover....

By apple - 28/02/2010 18:57 - United States

Today, I had to clean out my room because I was having a sleepover. Only, I've not been in here for months since I've spent every night in my mom's room because I'm too scared to sleep alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2021 23:02 - United States - Schertz

Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML

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By jjkk - 23/01/2021 05:02

Today, I have been trying to stop sleeping during the day, so I decided to clean my room to keep myself awake. Four hours later, I woke up on the floor. FML

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By Venus - 26/04/2019 20:00

Today, despite the fact that I live with my parents and pay rent, my mom decided the best spot for my brother, his wife and one-year-old son was my bedroom. So I'm sleeping on the couch, because it would, "take too long to clean her room." FML

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Make it stop

By Fuck - 18/10/2022 10:00

Today, I was feeling too tired because I couldn't sleep last night, due to my mother's snoring. Since I stayed with both my parents and my sister in a small town for a vacation, I requested to sleep in separate rooms because my mother's snoring is disgustingly loud. She refused, and called me a crybaby. FML

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By Not turnt - 27/07/2015 19:12 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I realized the only reason my mom trusts me to stay home alone for long periods of time is because I don't have enough friends to throw a party. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2013 13:32 - United States - San Leandro

Today, I had to share my room with my cousin while she stayed over. I let her take my bed while I slept on the floor. Not only do my back and neck hurt, but I had to clean vomit out of my hair. Apparently, she "wasn't feeling well" last night. FML

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By lonelyloser - 04/02/2013 07:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, I hired out a motel room so I could stay there by myself and lie to my mother and grandmother about having friends. This is the third time. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2018 15:30

Today, I learned that one should not sleep with their roommate's friends, especially the ones that never go home. I spent the whole weekend in my room just to avoid the awkwardness. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2015 22:24 - United States - Southlake

Today, my mother called me, telling me how disappointed she was at how I let my room "become such a pigsty." I haven't lived there in three years. FML

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By Wet dreamer - 17/01/2018 19:00

Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML

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beastly35 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:16

Wow, how old are you?

lenavis 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:19

I do not understand why you would have the urge to announce something like this to the world.

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cazens 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:29

lame!!!

KurouTenshi 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:30

are you, like, 5?! O-o you wouldn't last one second in the first dungeon ._.

raithex 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:31

I don't see how she did it. She might have a natural phobia of being hurt while she's alone. She could also just hate being alone. Endless possibilities. What I suggest is getting a nightlight (childish as they may be) or a teddy bear that you love (again, childish as it may be) and just sleep with it next to you. It works.

DGross 8

Monday 1 March 2010 1:37

or get a BF/GF...

helo2 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:50

lovepink_66 3

Wednesday 24 August 2011 4:40

Heyy:)

uxoriouswidow 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:39

But you're *not* alone, there's the big scary monster under the bed, remember?

chellexx 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:44

not to mention the rapist/serial killer in the closet

helo2 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:52

don't forget the pedophile in the adict

ScaryyMary 14

Monday 1 March 2010 3:15

There is a pedophile inside an addict? An addict to what?

justanotherhuman 21

Monday 1 March 2010 6:51

Toaster Strudels, I imagine.

yuhhkno 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:40

1. how old 2. boy or girl. bahahhahahahaha

caisonaboat 0

Monday 1 March 2010 4:23

1. irrelevant. 2. she's a girl.

oxaviero 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:43

omg I forteen and I still sleep in my moms room not cause I am afraid of being alone but I don't have anywhere to sleep until my oldest bro who is 17 is movin to college

ScaryyMary 14

Monday 1 March 2010 3:17

Yeah... but the OP is SCARED to sleep alone. Your comment is irrelevant, darling.

Guuurlplease 0

Monday 1 March 2010 3:31

So is ur faaaace

ScaryyMary 14

Monday 1 March 2010 3:51

Logic fail.

beachpeach123 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:50

how is that an fml?

chimmy 0

Monday 1 March 2010 3:03

i'm wondering the same thing. its an fml that she's having friends over? boohoo that she's scared to sleep alone, doesn't really have anything to do with having a sleepover, since she obviously wont be alone if people are going to be over.