Today, I had to clean out my room because I was having a sleepover. Only, I've not been in here for months since I've spent every night in my mom's room because I'm too scared to sleep alone. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML
Today, I have been trying to stop sleeping during the day, so I decided to clean my room to keep myself awake. Four hours later, I woke up on the floor. FML
Today, despite the fact that I live with my parents and pay rent, my mom decided the best spot for my brother, his wife and one-year-old son was my bedroom. So I'm sleeping on the couch, because it would, "take too long to clean her room." FML
Today, I spent the day cleaning my apartment because my parents are visiting on Monday. I finally finished at midnight and went to bed exhausted. Then my mother called to say they couldn't make it after all. FML
Today, I was feeling too tired because I couldn't sleep last night, due to my mother's snoring. Since I stayed with both my parents and my sister in a small town for a vacation, I requested to sleep in separate rooms because my mother's snoring is disgustingly loud. She refused, and called me a crybaby. FML
Today, I cleaned my room, which I’d been putting off for ages. Halfway through, I sat down “just for a second” to check my phone. Two hours later, I was still scrolling, surrounded by half-sorted piles of stuff. When my roommate walked in and asked if I was reorganizing or giving up, I didn’t know. FML
Today, I realized the only reason my mom trusts me to stay home alone for long periods of time is because I don't have enough friends to throw a party. FML
Today, I had to share my room with my cousin while she stayed over. I let her take my bed while I slept on the floor. Not only do my back and neck hurt, but I had to clean vomit out of my hair. Apparently, she "wasn't feeling well" last night. FML
Today, I hired out a motel room so I could stay there by myself and lie to my mother and grandmother about having friends. This is the third time. FML
Today, I learned that one should not sleep with their roommate's friends, especially the ones that never go home. I spent the whole weekend in my room just to avoid the awkwardness. FML
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beastly35 0
Wow, how old are you?
lenavis 0
I do not understand why you would have the urge to announce something like this to the world.
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Comments (209)
cazens 0
lame!!!
KurouTenshi 0
are you, like, 5?! O-o you wouldn't last one second in the first dungeon ._.
raithex 0
I don't see how she did it. She might have a natural phobia of being hurt while she's alone. She could also just hate being alone. Endless possibilities. What I suggest is getting a nightlight (childish as they may be) or a teddy bear that you love (again, childish as it may be) and just sleep with it next to you. It works.
DGross 8
or get a BF/GF...
helo2 0
bf
lovepink_66 3
Heyy:)
uxoriouswidow 0
But you're *not* alone, there's the big scary monster under the bed, remember?
chellexx 0
not to mention the rapist/serial killer in the closet
helo2 0
don't forget the pedophile in the adict
ScaryyMary 14
There is a pedophile inside an addict? An addict to what?
justanotherhuman 21
Toaster Strudels, I imagine.
yuhhkno 0
1. how old 2. boy or girl. bahahhahahahaha
caisonaboat 0
1. irrelevant. 2. she's a girl.
oxaviero 0
omg I forteen and I still sleep in my moms room not cause I am afraid of being alone but I don't have anywhere to sleep until my oldest bro who is 17 is movin to college
ScaryyMary 14
Yeah... but the OP is SCARED to sleep alone. Your comment is irrelevant, darling.
Guuurlplease 0
So is ur faaaace
ScaryyMary 14
Logic fail.
beachpeach123 0
how is that an fml?
chimmy 0
i'm wondering the same thing. its an fml that she's having friends over? boohoo that she's scared to sleep alone, doesn't really have anything to do with having a sleepover, since she obviously wont be alone if people are going to be over.
kayladance101 13
wheres snickers???
Your_Dad 0
Ew. Why? Anyway, yeah, F your life. Sheesh.
notsocommonsense 1
well this could be awsome for the friend if its a guy and you're a old enough with a hot mom
dckbtch 2
mmm...butsecs