By Anonymous - 30/01/2010 13:16 - United States 2 1 14 70 Today, I was walking to school. When I was about halfway there, someone put a gun to the back of my head and told me to give him all my money. As I slowly turned around, I saw it was my dad putting a banana to my head. FML I agree, your life sucks 40 404 You deserved it 5 572 Tweet Share
By chanclepants - 27/01/2010 13:35 - France 5 1 57 45 Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML I agree, your life sucks 49 479 You deserved it 14 070 Tweet Share
By egged - 01/10/2009 06:43 - Singapore 5 1 28 17 Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML I agree, your life sucks 46 127 You deserved it 2 257 Tweet Share