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hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah!
sucks
i agree
I feel bad for you
I died a little after hearing that...
awwwww!!!! that seriously stinks. you will probably spend tomorrow ignoring questions about who you screwed.
just say ur sisters lying, everyone believes the elder child hurr durr.
hahahahahah. classic
at the risk of sounding stupid.. what is that?
thats wha i wanna know! lol
say u got it from her...?
lol agreed I rofled at this one
ooh! say your like Ryan white and got it from blood!
yeah
mix them together and you have a phd.
Google is a magical place.
If like me, you feel inadequate in life, you think you're ugly, you smell of beetroot and paisley, and life has generally let you down, leave an empty comment.
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not true... they could just infer that he was born with it if the OP is a dork.
Dorks get laud more than you think.
no they dont #9
yeah they do
oops, wrong one.
I GIVE UP. My comments go in strange places. :,(
haha! loser
ahw tsk tsk. looks like you won't get getting laid anytime soon.
No raw dog at least.
haha. that sucks! something like that happened to me. I was in the 6th grade an missed school cuz I had hives. H-I-V-E-S turned into HIV! :P dumb kids!
ahah don't worry you'll be able to clear that up in no time
Take advantage of the opportunity if it gets out of control. If a person you don't like, per se, an enemy, mocks you about it, rat it out to a counselor. Then clear it up with the counselor, and you'll hit two birds with one stone!
I do :)
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haha. that sucks! something like that happened to me. I was in the 6th grade an missed school cuz I had hives. H-I-V-E-S turned into HIV! :P dumb kids!
isn't it weird how kids change stories. I went sledding and hit a rock with my chin, I fractured my jaw. I came back to school a week later to have 3 kids ask me how it felt to get hit by a truck.