By anonymous - 20/02/2010 01:47 - Ireland

Today, while in bed with my game-obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 432
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Then you got your predator missile and penetrated deep.

That's what happens when you use too many speed cheats :P


Then you got your predator missile and penetrated deep.

did you stick your 'noob tube' in her, eh eh

#5 yes. Then he flashbanged her.

bettadenne1 0

i woulda semtexed her ass 

Op needs to work on those tactical insertions.

Go for the G spot and you will get the tactical nuke xD

You're pretty rusty and rundown. Maybe if you weren't so terminal during sex, you would get a highrise and your body wouldn't be a wasteland.


Let me do her talk "Epic fail she pwns n00bs I cam haz Cheeseburger"

garrettjordan 0

I would make it rain on her ass like a stealth bomber

good call on the tactical insertion! COD MW2 ftw

MadaZer0 8

Majones is so much fucking win! My god was that epic XD

Soybean254 0

wow all mw2 puns the map one was funny hmm stick your thermal intervention in her face and shoot her ass til you get the accolade white hot

MadaZer0 8

^This XD

hahaha. he fiddled with her akimbo raficas

hahahaha she sounds awsome!

MAJONEs FTW btw u should of tactical knife her ass with commando pro + (no fail)

Did you then get pissed and use an AC130 on her ass? :P

that just made my morning

skullbashd 3

put down your claymore and run

maybe she's just cold blooded, you should get her some bling and then be like a ninja and scrambler out there

Majones FTW! Is anyone else turned on or am I the only gamer girl here?

xGet_Over_It 0

gamer girl right here too -waves- gimme your gamertags people(;

penetrate that bitch with a javelin!

Use the intervention. Scope at her. Quickly pull out flash grenades. Throw flash grenade. Shoot through flash smoke. Recieve 100 points. Game over. FHL

@116 my gamertag is Turtle Habitat

Soybean254 0

@116 iSoybean

leave her. people who say noob in real life are even more annoying than people who say LOL

hotscar 3

u just got to find the clitoris.

but don't forget to emergency airdrop on her face

@116 SantaSasquatch

these comments are win!!!

epicfailburger 0

if your one weapon isn't pleasing her you gotta go akimbo

Quick!!!! Plaster her ass with a Semtex!!! Then scrambl'er!! Take yo Tactical insertion and make a hard landing up the front door!!! I think I saw some condoms in the Nova gas station to the east!! They call her Honey Badger for a reason!!!!

I hope op has harrier balls to strike with.

over 9000 points for cod references.

WIN!! That's what I would say!! AHAHA!!

32 and 156 = epic win

your tactical insertion must have been smashed.

atleast you werent lagging

total win! ur my hero!

wow you are all sex addicted freaks

kaileebug 0

you could have mentioned Underpass too(: My friends didn't think gamer girls existed until I got my Xbox.

I would use some old school tricks for deep impact. also consider to double tap that ass and always have a steady aim.if she still isn't pleased give her some juggernaut. mostikely a headshot.

pass that gamer tag I will pwn that a few times show that snatch who's a "noob"

GT I Cappa I

add me, my gtag is BobTheSnail, same as my account. if it's full just send me a MSG and I will make some room :)

Drop ur nuke cuz ur losing and get ULITMATE SACRFICE chalenge and emblem. hehe it'll be a BLAST

Ahh Flashbangs ...Short ..quick ...come when u least expect em to ...and leave you wondering WTF just happened!? =-X

pzawesome 0

@116 mine is OwnedPeregrine

cherrypieguy 0

send her a carepackage

Arty90 0

@116 zArty90z

thedeadman64 0

maybe ure derailed and need to go for that karachi and she'll be wetter than underpass

zackman108 0

prompted animal woot woot better 50. ftw!!!!!

Billbo23 0

i have only played cod once and for like 10 minutes but i know that those are cod maps... this is how big cod is in society, one who does not play can pick up so much about the game

Billbo23 0

and btw i have the best gt; A FaTnEsS

use ur akimbo p90cles to spray her head while she bow down

Killerblonde41 2

haha nice :)

Killerblonde41 2

your not alone, I'm a gamer girl too

Ghodai Ninja

I think you have to start using hax go enable your god mode and ur slow mo.cheat

time to start hacking

acesarge 0

Are you fucking stupid? She sounds like an awesome girlfriend.

JoeyxCloud 0

xCloudReloadedx and MTG JaceBeleren. anyone add ^^ im mostly on my Cloud GT but i get on the MTG GT to f*** around :P

how old are you? cause I'm pretty sure you have probably never been near a Gspot.

Fallresevilfan 0

Nope just funny puns

lol noob xD

OP, how else should she have told you tgat you suck in all the wrong ways in bed? Be glad she's a gamer and not a mechanic or something. Pistons, camshafts, etc.? Insert your own joke. Bottom line is step up your game before she finds a new play mate!

That's what happens when you use too many speed cheats :P

OP: YDI for having a low level. try some skill training cuz u need higher lvl to beat that. try on: whore (lvl 99). wait.. that makes no sense at all...

koolkat27 13

its N00b not noob.

purplemnm 9

well sorry Greg I didn't know what else to say

wait your his gf???

purplemnm 9


I can see a new FML now. "Today, my girlfriend who called me a 'noob' in bed read my FML about her calling me that. FML."



well dang girlfriend. YOU DAMN UGLY

purplemnm 9

the weird thing is he knows I read FMLs so he's probably doing it on purpose to make me feel bad

purplemnm 9

I'm now laughing coz you took my comment seriously...

xD. That was semi-epic.

That was epic but he is lucky so he shouldn't be complaining nonetheless

u shudda replied 'you just got noob tubed'

idk what a noob is but I'm guessing it's not good.. practice makes perfect. get busy!! :)

They also constantly get spray tans.

Rickymonkeypants 0

you sir just got a win you aren't a noob that's for sure

Thanks Rick. I try

MadaZer0 8

Don't make fun of her! She's as hot as my Sentry gun!

More like when i use thermal i can see her super clearly

A duck faced spray tanned girl, is also a noib

So not only are you lucky got having a gamer girlfriend your gonna bitxh about her calling you a noob in bed. hey atleast she didn't just say "you fucking suck in bed". take noon a nice way of saying you need improvement and DONT bitxh about having a "game obssessed gf".

hahahaha this is a very YDI ..

PsychoMerk 0

I think he'd be concerned at the implication that his girlfriend might be a whore. 0_o

skullbashd 3

well if you gave a nerdy gf and she calls you bad that means something

Lol I have a game-obsessed GF, too. I don't play any. I feel like my luck there lies in taking away some gamer's happiness.