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You're pretty rusty and rundown. Maybe if you weren't so terminal during sex, you would get a highrise and your body wouldn't be a wasteland.

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wow all mw2 puns the map one was funny hmm stick your thermal intervention in her face and shoot her ass til you get the accolade white hot

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maybe she's just cold blooded, you should get her some bling and then be like a ninja and scrambler out there

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Use the intervention. Scope at her. Quickly pull out flash grenades. Throw flash grenade. Shoot through flash smoke. Recieve 100 points. Game over. FHL

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Quick!!!! Plaster her ass with a Semtex!!! Then scrambl'er!! Take yo Tactical insertion and make a hard landing up the front door!!! I think I saw some condoms in the Nova gas station to the east!! They call her Honey Badger for a reason!!!!

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you could have mentioned Underpass too(: My friends didn't think gamer girls existed until I got my Xbox.

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I would use some old school tricks for deep impact. also consider to double tap that ass and always have a steady aim.if she still isn't pleased give her some juggernaut. mostikely a headshot.

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add me, my gtag is BobTheSnail, same as my account. if it's full just send me a MSG and I will make some room :)

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Ahh Flashbangs ...Short ..quick ...come when u least expect em to ...and leave you wondering WTF just happened!? =-X

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i have only played cod once and for like 10 minutes but i know that those are cod maps... this is how big cod is in society, one who does not play can pick up so much about the game

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xCloudReloadedx and MTG JaceBeleren. anyone add ^^ im mostly on my Cloud GT but i get on the MTG GT to f*** around :P

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OP, how else should she have told you tgat you suck in all the wrong ways in bed? Be glad she's a gamer and not a mechanic or something. Pistons, camshafts, etc.? Insert your own joke. Bottom line is step up your game before she finds a new play mate!

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OP: YDI for having a low level. try some skill training cuz u need higher lvl to beat that. try on: whore (lvl 99). wait.. that makes no sense at all...

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I can see a new FML now. "Today, my girlfriend who called me a 'noob' in bed read my FML about her calling me that. FML."

By  Sikh

So not only are you lucky got having a gamer girlfriend your gonna bitxh about her calling you a noob in bed. hey atleast she didn't just say "you fucking suck in bed". take noon a nice way of saying you need improvement and DONT bitxh about having a "game obssessed gf".

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Lol I have a game-obsessed GF, too. I don't play any. I feel like my luck there lies in taking away some gamer's happiness.

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