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Then you got your predator missile and penetrated deep.
did you stick your 'noob tube' in her, eh eh
#5 yes. Then he flashbanged her.
Op needs to work on those tactical insertions.
Go for the G spot and you will get the tactical nuke xD
You're pretty rusty and rundown. Maybe if you weren't so terminal during sex, you would get a highrise and your body wouldn't be a wasteland.
owned!.
Let me do her talk "Epic fail she pwns n00bs I cam haz Cheeseburger"
good call on the tactical insertion! COD MW2 ftw
hahaha. he fiddled with her akimbo raficas
hahahaha she sounds awsome!
MAJONEs FTW btw u should of tactical knife her ass with commando pro + (no fail)
Did you then get pissed and use an AC130 on her ass? :P
that just made my morning
maybe she's just cold blooded, you should get her some bling and then be like a ninja and scrambler out there
Majones FTW! Is anyone else turned on or am I the only gamer girl here?
penetrate that bitch with a javelin!
Use the intervention. Scope at her. Quickly pull out flash grenades. Throw flash grenade. Shoot through flash smoke. Recieve 100 points. Game over. FHL
@116 my gamertag is Turtle Habitat
srammer8
leave her. people who say noob in real life are even more annoying than people who say LOL
but don't forget to emergency airdrop on her face
@116 SantaSasquatch
these comments are win!!!
Quick!!!! Plaster her ass with a Semtex!!! Then scrambl'er!! Take yo Tactical insertion and make a hard landing up the front door!!! I think I saw some condoms in the Nova gas station to the east!! They call her Honey Badger for a reason!!!!
I hope op has harrier balls to strike with.
over 9000 points for cod references.
WIN!! That's what I would say!! AHAHA!!
32 and 156 = epic win
your tactical insertion must have been smashed.
atleast you werent lagging
total win! ur my hero!
wow you are all sex addicted freaks
I would use some old school tricks for deep impact. also consider to double tap that ass and always have a steady aim.if she still isn't pleased give her some juggernaut. mostikely a headshot.
pass that gamer tag I will pwn that a few times show that snatch who's a "noob"
gt: fopaxcore
GT I Cappa I
add me, my gtag is BobTheSnail, same as my account. if it's full just send me a MSG and I will make some room :)
Drop ur nuke cuz ur losing and get ULITMATE SACRFICE chalenge and emblem. hehe it'll be a BLAST
Ahh Flashbangs ...Short ..quick ...come when u least expect em to ...and leave you wondering WTF just happened!? =-X
u is my hero
use ur akimbo p90cles to spray her head while she bow down
Ghodai Ninja
I think you have to start using hax go enable your god mode and ur slow mo.cheat
time to start hacking
yes 32
mysoxx baby
how old are you? cause I'm pretty sure you have probably never been near a Gspot.
lol noob xD
OP, how else should she have told you tgat you suck in all the wrong ways in bed? Be glad she's a gamer and not a mechanic or something. Pistons, camshafts, etc.? Insert your own joke. Bottom line is step up your game before she finds a new play mate!
*that*
That's what happens when you use too many speed cheats :P
Pwnd
wait your his gf???
I can see a new FML now. "Today, my girlfriend who called me a 'noob' in bed read my FML about her calling me that. FML."
DAMN YO UGLY
DAMN YO UGLY BITCH
well dang girlfriend. YOU DAMN UGLY
xD. That was semi-epic.
That was epic but he is lucky so he shouldn't be complaining nonetheless
u shudda replied 'you just got noob tubed'
idk what a noob is but I'm guessing it's not good.. practice makes perfect. get busy!! :)
They also constantly get spray tans.
Thanks Rick. I try
More like when i use thermal i can see her super clearly
A duck faced spray tanned girl, is also a noib
lolwhat?
So not only are you lucky got having a gamer girlfriend your gonna bitxh about her calling you a noob in bed. hey atleast she didn't just say "you ******* suck in bed". take noon a nice way of saying you need improvement and DONT bitxh about having a "game obssessed gf".
hahahaha this is a very YDI ..
Lol I have a game-obsessed GF, too. I don't play any. I feel like my luck there lies in taking away some gamer's happiness.
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Then you got your predator missile and penetrated deep.
That's what happens when you use too many speed cheats :P