By Anonymous - 01/10/2018 15:30

Today, I learned that one should not sleep with their roommate's friends, especially the ones that never go home. I spent the whole weekend in my room just to avoid the awkwardness. FML
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Maybe reconsider having sex with someone if you aren't willing to deal with the aftermath.

Man, who cares. Just walk in and own it! Pretend you've been friends for ages! Start farting and burping around them, then maybe they'll go home! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Man, who cares. Just walk in and own it! Pretend you've been friends for ages! Start farting and burping around them, then maybe they'll go home! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Maybe reconsider having sex with someone if you aren't willing to deal with the aftermath.

StagGT 13

I was gonna say "Fuck it," but you already have

That’s called a life lesson.

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If you can share your body with someone you can share a couch. It's your place too. Own it.

bl3ur0z3 17

Ydi. Don't have sex with people you feel awkward around. My mom's best advice was don't have sex with somebody you don't want to coparent with. Too bad my son was 4 months old and my ex's mom was (is) psycho. When you have sex with somebody, you gotta be prepared for anything with them. That includes sharing a remote.

Maybe you should rub one out while on your phone with your earphones out by them and the volume all the way up...

Wait, so you felt perfectly comfortable getting naked and bumping uglies, but being in the same room was awkward? I have news for you, you are nowhere near mature enough to be having sex.

youstupidfuckingidiot 5

Hiding in your room for the remainder of the weekend is infinitely more awkward than just owning it, no matter the circumstances..