By mehdi - 13/10/2008 08:20
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I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
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The return of the thumb
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The thumb strikes back
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I’m your new creative director
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Picture this FML
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I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
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What'ch'all looking at?
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I like your style
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This isn't what should be happening
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It's in the can!
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
I agree, my mouse works.
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50 quality comments
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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Work is a 4-letter word
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Up and coming moderator
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I moderated this!
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I NEED to know!
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You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
I liked to the power of 20
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You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
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